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March 28, 2025

Though we always strive to keep it clean here, other than the occasional fucking swear word, pleas allow us this one transgression (that’s transgression Don, not transgender). We felt an overwhelming need to post the following dick pic:

Dick Hegseth

At least 18 high-level Trump scabinet secretaries and others – good thing they got rid of all those DEI hires – were found to be some of the most incompetent and downright stooopid primates ever to serve in the executive branch (that’s executive Don, and not a threat to execute you).

Perhaps the most ironic moment – other than the entire fucking historically dimwitted episode – was former weekend Fux News mouthpiece and repeatedly outed alcoholic asshole covered with a bunch of Christian nationalist tattoos* including a new one aimed at insulting the Muslim world, Pete Hegseth – did I mention his previous job was a weekend putz on Fux – referred to actual journalist Jeffrey Goldberg, who Hegseth was too stupid to notice was on the top secret, war-planning (they didn’t even tell Boss Don) group chat on a public platform they were warned never to use as “a hateful and deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who peddles in garbage. That’s what he does”. Well, if that isn’t the pot so-calling the kettle garbage.

To be fair, Hegseth is the most monumentally unqualified, obliviously unprepared, manifestly incompetent defense secretary in history.**

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*We won’t even bring up the fact that countless people of color have been renditioned to El Salvadorian torture camps solely because they have tattoos.
**Though conceivably only until his imminent replacement (discussed here yesterday).

This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Day.