Schmuck Clowncar Of The Day

MAGAnificent

March 27, 2025

“If you are using unclassified means there is the potential for and likelihood that foreign govenments are targeting those accounts.”
                 Boozehound, and all-around hound Pete Hegseth,
                               2016 – discussing her emails

The Real Asswipes Of Washington, DC

Take your pick of historically incompetent fucking nitwits, lying sacks of shit and/or situational (one assumes) amnesiacs who are up to their beady little eyes in what is now being called Signalgate: There’s dumbass VP Vance; Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard – Putin’s little bitch who can’t remember what she had for breakfast by the time dinner rolls around; or Trump’s little bitch/Secretary of State Marco Rubio; or CIA head John Ratcliffe; or real estate developer oh, and Trump’s Special Envoy to the Middle East who must have gotten off at the wrong stop and was IN MOSCOW while on this call on his personal, unsecured phone; or anti-FBI FBI head Kash Patel; or maybe National Security Advisor (radical Christian psycho Mike Flynn’s old job-for-three-weeks before leaving in disgrace) Mike Waltz, the one who presumably drunk-dialed Atlantic Magazine Editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg into the party; or of course our choice for today’s big winner/loser – mega-dumbass, alcoholic-not-so-anonymous, bull-goose bozo Pete Hegseth – or any of the other 18 fuckwits on the Houthi bombing raid TikTok...oh sorry, Signal clowncar chat. 

      “We are currently clean on OPSEC [operational security].”
                  Couldn’t-be-wronger Pete Hegseth during
                 national security disaster Signal group chat

Someone needs to buy these clowns an IQ – they could share one.

The big problem with the coming Signalgate blowback, and the mounting calls for the resignation or firing of schmucks Hegseth and Waltz, is that based on what we know of the Colostomy-in-chief*, is that when one of his ‘best people’ either wakes up and smells the covfefe and quits before their careers and lives are completely ruined, or is forced out for treason, or stupidity, or whatever, they are inevitably replaced by someone shockingly worse.

“Under the previous administration, we looked like fools. Not anymore.”
           “Former” boozehound, all-around idiot douchebag
           and soon-to-be-ex Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, 2025
   (two months before looking like as big a fool as you’ve ever seen)

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*Who at the time of the assault on Yemen, and American national security via the Signal app, was busy – as usual – cheating at golf at Mor-on Lago in sunny, stupid Florida. He later claimed to know nothing about anything, which we have always known.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Clowncar Of The Day.