The Parasites

DOGE DOUCHE

March 29, 2025 

Don Trump and fElon Muskkk are parasites. Period. Tick, leech, tapeworm, pick your blood-sucking analogy. They have latched on to the body politic.

Most parasites “know” that they need their host to survive. They take what they need, but killing their host is a murder/suicide pact.

The parasites Trump and Muskkk are some of the dumbest parasites in biological history. They will not be satiated until they have sucked out every last drop of our money, our sanity and our precious bodily fluids.

Speaking of parasites, Muskkk’s beloved 19-year-old DOUCHE Edward Coristine, aka “Big Balls” was already known to have been a bad boy. While in high school three years ago, Balls ran a network services company linked to cybercriminals. He was also fired from an internship after bragging how he had accessed “every single machine” and was suspected of leaking propriety information to a competitor. Coristine describes himself On LinkedIn as a ‘Volunteer (Intern) Plumber’ with the U.S. government. So, he’s a “volunteer”? Surely there’s something in it for him. Or maybe he just enjoys fucking things up. Nice kid.

Meanwhile, back at the car company that is being constantly and illegally touted by government officials, including a QVC-style infomercial on White House property, and currently under the protection of the fake Department of “Justice”, it seems fElon’s books are off by around $1.4 billion. Waste, fraud or abuse?

Muskkk should step down from his car and dumbtruck company before the whole enterprise collapses under the weight of their CEO’s disastrous, reviled perfidy. Surely he will be able to reinstate himself once he takes over the whole world.

He seems perfectly fine. No, really.

Also, you might have missed the most recent scabinet (sic) meeting wherein myriad scabinet secretaries groveled, praised and figuratively fellated Muskkk lest he sell America, Trump and all of their sorry asses to the highest bidder. As our alleged government threatens to make displeasing Muskkk a federal crime. This from the folks who had nothing to say when some syphilitic, semi-plasticized elderly golf cheat who holds all of our marbles, but has clearly lost most of his own, granted full pardons to countless thugs who assaulted democracy and the Capitol, and injured or caused the death of 140 law enforcement officers while attempting to take over the government. At the behest of the elderly golf cheat.

Good times.

Speaking of waste, fraud and abuse (aren’t those Don’s oldest children?)…

(Gary Trudeau/Doonesbury, March 16, 2025)
This is mind-bogglingly true

I. Mangrey reporting. I like to watch.