This
is the fever dream of the creature who makes atheists look like true believers,
and many true believers look like agents of Satan. This includes lily-livered
Lindsey Graham who said of the idea,
“I
was excited to hear that President Trump (his words, not mine) is open to the idea of being the next
Pope. This would truly be a dark horse candidate, but I would ask the papal
conclave and Catholic faithful to keep an open mind about this possibility! The
first Pope-U.S. President combination has many upsides. Watching for white
smoke…. Trump MMXXVIII!”
The
“human” soul vacuum reposted this image while (NOT) joking about taking the
place of the deceased Pope Francis, the man he recently disrespected every
which way but Sunday at his funeral, by dressing like a clown, falling asleep
at the service and then leaving early to play golf. All this, as well as
disrespecting all religions, every day, in every way.
Anyway,
here it is in all its gory
There
are no words, only this…
This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Day.
America and the
world at large have somehow managed to survive the first 100 days of
Death-To-America-Don’s presidency. Not necessarily intact mind you, but still
mostly among the living. Some of us still even have jobs and can afford food
and shelter…but don’t hold your breath.
To be
fair, there is a way in which this could very well be the most consequential first
100 days in presidential history. However, the consequences of this presidency
are at best, dire. The bombing of Pearl Harbor was consequential. The bombings
of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were very consequential events in human history,
especially for those who lived in those cities and thereabouts.*
Speaking
of consequences, President Hindenburg has the lowest approval rating of any
president for his first 100 days, while boasting the
fewest legislative accomplishments during his first 100 days than any president
since the 1950s. Isn't he special.
There have also been
consequences outside our borders, even the ones Old Butterbrain thinks he can
just erase with his over-sized Sharpie. Both Canada and Australia had elections
that were expected to swing to the right. These elections both ended up
trashing the candidates/parties who rolled with Donny Boy.
In
response to the growing majority of Americans loudly and constantly complaining
about the worsening consequences of his historically terrible “policies”, Don
has put a new twist on the old “Let them eat cake” meme from long, long ago.
Don’s version is “Let them eat shit.”
And
he is not kidding. Since you are not him, he thinks you are worthless. Believe
me.
____________________________________________________ *Hey, at least I didn’t compare him to Hitler.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Secret
Word.
Don’t tell anyone. It’s a secret.
President Dementia
J. Dingdong, on national television, insisted that the obviously photoshopped
image he is pictured holding was proof that Kilmar Abrego Garcia – deported to
a death camp in El Salvador because he is brown – was a member of MS-13
(Spoiler Alert: He is not). Dementia Don refused to ever back down. The interviewer
explained it was photoshopped, then tried to change the subject, but old Yellow
refused to let go of the bone he was gnawing on. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Based on this event,
and so many others we at Paying Attention thought we’d try a little something
with President Butterbrain…
Sir, this is not
photoshopped. This is a real thing that really happened. Quick sir, go tell
everyone about it before someone else does.
We also now we have
proof that, as is always the case, Don is always and only talking about
himself, and he is clearly himself a member of the terrible gang MS-13:
It remains uncertain how much practical effect
rallies and marches have, but they are undoubtedly useful in protecting our
psyches from utter collapse under the weight of Moby Don.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Day.
This president
thinks you are a worthless moron who will believe anything he says, even though
he has not said anything true in your lifetime.
If you
still support this tumor with legs after everything we have seen him do, then
he is correct about your status as a worthless moron. It’s not me saying this,
it’s him. Believe him.
I’m
not intending to be rude, just accurate.
____________________________________________ *Unless of course you are a billionaire.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
Dontrump may have dementia and various other brain damages, but the
worst part of his very, very bad uh-brain still functions at a high level. It
is not part of the cerebral cortex, the part where thought, empathy, compassion
or any functions that serve the greater good. It is the thoughtless,
self-preservation lizard brain.
PAYING ATTENTION™ SPECIAL BULLETIN
Today – the annual
day to honor workers everywhere – there will be protests and marches
everywhere. More than just about any other May Day, this one demands our
attention and participation. Everyone here at Paying Attention™ will be heading
to City Hall in Philadelphia, the City Where It Happened, to join with thousands
of others, including Bernie Sanders, to show our keen displeasure of convicted
felon Death-To-America-Don. Try to get yourself to a gathering somewhere today.
We the people are the only thing that can put a stop to this Manchurian
Moscowian interloper’s mission to bury America alive.
We now return you to
your regularly scheduled musings already in progress...
Donny Dementia showed up – presumably for the
sole purpose of pissing everyone off – at the funeral of Pope
Francis, who if he had not been a pope might well have found joy and caring for
humankind by kicking Old Don right in his tiny little nuts. And then punching
him in his pumpkin-pancake-made-up face.
Donny Fartbreath not only thumbed his nose,
or his whatever, at Pope Francis, but he was seen texting, falling asleep with
his fat, foul mouth agape, and generally disrespecting everyone and
everything…as usual. The turd icing on
Donny’s shit-cake assault on the Pope’s funeral was his premature departure
so he could get back on the golf course asap. I guess everyone should feel
honored Donny Divot even bothered to change out of his golf-cheating outfit for
the funeral.*
Donny’s (and Rudy's) old pal Lev Parnass shares his
interesting and disturbing take on the whole sordid affair:
Trump, a turd emoji
come to life, had some not-so-bon-mots in an interview with The Atlantic. Hair
Trump offered of such doozies as “I’m having a lot of fun, considering what I
do. You know, what I do is such serious stuff.” He presumably was referring to
his golfing, which he has done 25% of his first 100 days fucking up everything
else, which is unsurprising given the fact that he is a clueless fuck and he
can’t cheat at everything else the way he cheats at golf. Grifty the Golfer also
shared “The first time, I had two things to do – run the country and survive…the
second time, I run the country and the world.” Huh? I think he left out an
important letter in one word; clearly the word run should be RUIN.
The psychotic fruit
bat in a badly fitting suit, with “hair” constructed of some 500 Barbie Dolls’
hair, had this to say when asked how he could still possibly believe he won the
2020 election against Joe Biden, who cleaned Dementia Trump’s clock in a real
landslide:
“I’m a very honest
person, and I believe it with all my heart. And I believe it with fact – you
know, more important than heart. I believe it with fact.”
I believe it with
fact? What the fuck does that even mean? If it actually meant something, it
wouldn’t matter because he is always and only a lying sack of shit. Not-so-great Grandpa is not just soiling himself, he is covering all of us with shit. Get this
man a Clorox enema, stat!
Washington, we have a problem.
_______________________________________________ *Don golf-cheated instead of paying respect to soldiers whose bodies were
returned home after giving their lives for their country while in Lithuania. He
also golf-cheated on Easter Sunday right after lying to the public about
bringing religion back to AmeriKKKa, instead of going to church. POTUS.
Not only
is Trump just a lighthearted cut-up, he has given us a whole team of clowns in
the Execution...I mean Executive Branch. But not the goofy or even
garden-variety-scary clowns. Think John Wayne Gacy.
Daffy Don TrumpJohn Wayne Gacy
Apparently, a majority of Americans simply do not
have a sense of humor. In a new PPRI poll released yesterday, 52% agreed that
Trump “is a dangerous dictator whose power should be limited before he destroys
American democracy.”
Get it?
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
I assume the “crippling exhaustion” refers to
Trump (though crippling is not quite good enough), but if I was any more
overwhelmed and distracted the crippling exhaustion I’m experiencing could become
fatal.
And I would be remiss if I did not spend some time talking about Don's first 100 days. Color me remiss. Fuck him and the whores he rode in on.
Okay, you talked me into it. I'll say one thing: there is an easy way to describe the result of Don's first 100 days – he shot America in the face.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Night.
