May 3, 2025
President Dementia
J. Dingdong, on national television, insisted that the obviously photoshopped
image he is pictured holding was proof that Kilmar Abrego Garcia – deported to
a death camp in El Salvador because he is brown – was a member of MS-13
(Spoiler Alert: He is not). Dementia Don refused to ever back down. The interviewer
explained it was photoshopped, then tried to change the subject, but old Yellow
refused to let go of the bone he was gnawing on. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Based on this event,
and so many others we at Paying Attention thought we’d try a little something
with President Butterbrain…
Sir, this is not
photoshopped. This is a real thing that really happened. Quick sir, go tell
everyone about it before someone else does.
We also now we have
proof that, as is always the case, Don is always and only talking about
himself, and he is clearly himself a member of the terrible gang MS-13:
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled pig calling contest.
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