Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*

 

I Know I Am, But What Are You?

May 17, 2025

Fresh off his Middle East Finger/Death-To-America tour where Der Furor called America a “STUPID Country”, the Man Who Would Be Thing went after Bruce Springsteen for telling the truth in public.

Springsteen, who for the most part keeps mum on politics, came out in strong support for Kamala Harris and worked to warn people about The Thing running against her and democracy in the lead-up to the 2024 election.

Bruce has always seemed a decent, thoughtful, caring human being. Don doesn’t know the meaning of any of those words. Springsteen has taken the mantle of the great patriot/performer Woody Guthrie. Trump learned everything he knows from Roy Cohn and myriad murderous dictators.

In London last week, Bruce opened his Hope and Dreams Tour show thus

Springsteen keepin’ it real

Unsurprisingly, Dumb Don’s graphene-thin skin was irritated. Naturally, being the mature person (one assumes) he is, Don took to his failing fake Twitter/X to go after Springsteen

Even for the Projector-in-chief this is some top-shelf, very specific, exhaustive self-own. Not one word of this psychotic drool actually applies to Springsteen, but Every. Single. Word. describes the guy who wrote it while sitting on his gold toilet in magnificent, hilarious detail.

The Boss, who is 75 – and is a and is in very different shape than his slightly older target – told his audience (and the world) “The America that I’ve sung to you about for 50 years is real and, regardless of its faults, is a great country with a great people, so will survive this moment.”

The Putz called America a “STUPID Country” full of “SUCKERS”. Again.

So which one sounds like a patriot, and which one sounds like a STUPID SUCKER who hates this country?

More important than all of this, who gets bigger crowds? Every fucking day of the week.

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*As always, the full context does not make it any better. Also, good chance this feature will be popping up constantly for at least the next four years. Sorry.

This has been another painful edition of Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*
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