Thought For The Day – Forget It Jake, It’s Tarifftown

Don May Not Like Chinese Food, But China Just Ate His Fuckin' Lunch

May 12, 2025

Earlier today we watched China call Dumbass Don’s bluff on his ill-conceived, and let’s face it stupid tariff fiasco. Unsurprisingly, we saw that bluff turn to dust…I’m sorry, pardon my language, turn to shit.

We can now fully understand how this complete and utter fraud, failure and fuckwit bankrupted casinos. And literally hundreds of other pathetic eponymous businesses.

Trump’s tariff on Chinese goods will drop from at least 145% (which he said was non-negotiable) to 30% for an initial period of 90 days. Here we go with the 90 days bullshit again. This still leaves American businesses and families in limbo, not knowing what President Hindenburg will do next.

Despite Death-To-America-Don caving bigly before the entire economy and millions of American households collapsed under the inestimable weight of this toxic trash heap in a suit, a good deal of damage is already manifest.

We have not yet hit the rock-bottom that Don is desperately trying to send us to, but he is not ready to give up. Perhaps we will pull out of this nosedive before bursting into flames, but we have no way of knowing because Don has no fucking clue what he will do next. He couldn’t run a casino, or a normal business, let alone a country. Trump put the ‘i’ in run.

All I can say is stand up and stand by until we find a way to rid ourselves of this ass-faced albatross around America’s neck.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.