May 5, 2025
America and the world at large have somehow managed to survive the first 100 days of Death-To-America-Don’s presidency. Not necessarily intact mind you, but still mostly among the living. Some of us still even have jobs and can afford food and shelter…but don’t hold your breath.
To be
fair, there is a way in which this could very well be the most consequential first
100 days in presidential history. However, the consequences of this presidency
are at best, dire. The bombing of Pearl Harbor was consequential. The bombings
of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were very consequential events in human history,
especially for those who lived in those cities and thereabouts.*
Speaking of consequences, President Hindenburg has the lowest approval rating of any president for his first 100 days, while boasting the fewest legislative accomplishments during his first 100 days than any president since the 1950s. Isn't he special.
In
response to the growing majority of Americans loudly and constantly complaining
about the worsening consequences of his historically terrible “policies”, Don
has put a new twist on the old “Let them eat cake” meme from long, long ago.
Don’s version is “Let them eat shit.”
And
he is not kidding. Since you are not him, he thinks you are worthless. Believe
me.
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*Hey, at least I didn’t compare him to Hitler.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Secret
Word.
Don’t tell anyone. It’s a secret.


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