Make Alcatraz Great Again

Dumbass Don, Keepin’ It Unreal

May 6, 2025

People are getting bent out of shape because Disaster-in-chief Don is croaking (ooh, I just got a warm, fuzzy feeling all over my body, but I digress) about reopening Alcatraz, the notorious former prison on a California island. Don has been spending the day-or-so-a-week he is not golf-cheating beating the living shit out of America. He has instead recently turned his unwanted attention to making Alcatraz great again. You go gurl.

As always, Don is talking about himself and his cult and scabinet

Personally I think it’s a good idea. Alcatraz could come in handy. It would be a great place for everyone in this administration once they are out of office. They should all be there right now, but I can wait a minute.

Next on Don's fuckit list: Make Auschwitz Great Again

I. Mangrey reporting. Patiently hating.