Broken News – More Trouble Is Loomering

Like Son Of Sam’s Neighbor's Dog, Only More Bitchy, And Advising Someone Sicker  

May 11, 2025

For those of you keeping score or desperately trying to avoid knowing anything that’s going on in the Wide World of Politics, we have big news.

Half-president Don, having jettisoned the other half-president (sort of...at least publicly), fElon MusKKK, has taken a new other half, or perhaps each is a 1/3-president. If you are lucky and/or smart you know nothing whatsoever about Don's newest conspiracist-in-chief Ms. Laura Loomer. Loomer is the nutjob’s nutjob.

Our sources report that this is Loomer’s actual face

A face that could give EmptyG’s a run for the money*

Oh, The Lack Of Humanity

Loomer believes in nothing that has actually happened and everything that has not. She makes RFingK, Jr. look like myth buster Penn Jillette. Loomer has already convinced Demented Grandpa Don to remove a number of government employees. I will spare you any more of the gory details of the contents of Loomer's brain/imagination since you might be reading this over breakfast.

If there is anything worse than Don listening to the voices in his head, it just might be listening to Laura Loomer. But this is exactly where we are right now.**

Loomer clearly gives Don something MusKKK could or simply would not. The smart/nauseated money is on blow jobs.

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*With an equally impressive lack of brains to match. It would be a tough fight to determine the queen fruitcake.
**However, even Loomer callee out her other third – after stating “I love President Trump. I would take a bullet for him” – over Don recently accepting a $400 million private jet from Qatar, or “Jihadists in suits” as she called them.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled angst, already in progress.