Not
A Thousand Words, But Worth It
October 15, 2024
Is it
hot in here or is it just me?
This has been your Paying Attention™ Picture Of The Day. Say
cheese.
Tuesday, October 15, 2024
Picture Of The Day - Handbasket
Sunday, October 13, 2024
The More Things Strange, The More They Stay The Same
The Art Of Kampf
or
Who Did Nazi This Coming
October 13, 2024
As we
watch the 2024 election play out, it seems that Kamala Harris is running her
campaign a la Sun Tzu’s The Art of War while “fascist to the core”
(according to former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Mark Milley) Trump seems to prefer
relying on Adolph Hitler’s Mein Kampf.
To paraphrase Forest Gump, “Fascist is as fascist does.”
Remind you of anyone?
I'm sure Trump was just kidding
Just
sayin’.
As of
now, Der Furor is planning a remake of the 1939 straight-up Nazi rally at
Madison Square Garden.
The original “America First” gathering of goons
Never forget. Never again. Please?
A Night at the Garden | An American Nazi Rally
in 1939
Trump is not Hitler – he
is just riding with Hitler*
According to another soon-to-be-released-too-late book by Bob Woodward, Mark Milley, the US Army general who was one of DarnOld Trump’s “best people,” Trump’s Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, had this to say about Hair Trump:
He is the most dangerous person ever. I had
suspicions when I talked to you about his mental decline and so forth, but now
I realize he’s a total fascist. He is now the most dangerous person to this
country. A fascist to the core.
And, in case you missed it, Trump has already
pre-blamed the Jews for his upcoming loss in November.
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*And there’s a non-zero chance Trump thinks
Adolph is in the room with him.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
Friday, October 11, 2024
Fascinating – Fascist To The Core
So Long, And Thanks For All The Words
October 11, 2024
Donald Trump is now talking
about
It
appears that DarnOld Trump has finally forgotten the magic words from his very
strong and powerful “cognitive test” which he totally aced better than anyone
since Abraham Lincoln.
Who
can forget that historic moment when Trump bragged that he was able to remember
“person, woman, man, camera…tv.” Hell, even I can remember them at this point,
having seen him brag about it so many times. Now Trump has been repeating a new
set of words everywhere he goes:
Radical
Left, Marxist, Communist, Fascist.
Trump attaches these words to Kamala Harris. He does not know what any of them mean. And
how did he leave out ‘Socialism?’ Is it because his handlers have finally
realized that Americans, whether they know it or not, actually love socialism?
There is in fact one presidential candidate (and his ruining mate), and only one who could qualify as one of those monikers. And it ain’t Kamala Harris.
According to another soon-to-be-released-too-late
book by Bob Woodward, Mark Milley, the US Army general who was one of DarnOld Trump’s
“best people,” Trump’s Chairman of the Joint Chiefs
of Staff, had this to say about Hair Trump:
He is the most dangerous person ever. I had
suspicions when I talked to you about his mental decline and so forth, but now I
realize he’s a total fascist. He is now the most dangerous person to this
country. A fascist to the core.
The second most dangerous is every schmuck who will vote for Traitor Trump on November 5th.
WTFF*
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*What The Fascinating Fuck
Thursday, October 10, 2024
Pre-election Rerun/Recap/Refrain – Our MAGA Don
The End Of Something Is Nigh
October 10, 2024
Sometimes it’s fun, sometimes interesting, sometimes
depressing or even painful to look back and see what things were like after
significant events and changes have had their way with us. Sometimes you don’t
have to look back very far to recall a seismic shift while on the verge of
another seismic shift.
We take you back to the days of yesteryear…well,
yestermonth, exactly 10 months before E-Day 2024, when the literal fate of American
democracy is on the ballot. You may recall that back then a historically
impactful (in a positive way, unlike his disaster-ridden, Russian-asset opponent),
historically aged Joe Biden was making his case for a second term as president,
and running against the guy he trounced in 2020, though that guy insists
(knowing full well that he is full of shit and other less savory substances)
that he did not lose.
My how things have changed.
Biden has stepped aside to help protect America from another fatal second of a Trump presidency. The press, who spent so much time, so many columns, so much of their waning credibility, on how old and slow Joe Biden was, just lets the clearly demented, frascist, hateful, dishonest and frankly stupid – not to mention practically the same age as Biden – prattle on and on and on about crowd size, Hannibal Lecter and toilet flushing without so much as a what-the-fuck. And don’t even get me started on the long-disgustingly-withheld news that Trump not only gifted his sugar-daddy Vladdy with much-needed-here-at-home COVID testing during the height of the pandemic, but has been in close contact with the murderous thug since leaving office, which is likely just this side of treason. Oops, I started. But I’ll stop.
arMAGAdDON
January 5, 2024
Disgraced, twice-impeached, four-time-indicted (so far),
failed insurrection leader, Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president and
current professional defendant Donald Trump is planning to celebrate tomorrow
like it was the fucking Fourth of July and Christmas combined.
Tomorrow, of course, is the third anniversary of the
Trump-incited assault and siege on the United States Capitol – you remember the
United States, right? – which included the hunt for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi,
Vice President Mike Pence and countless others for the purpose of either
kidnapping, assault or assassination. The events of the day featured the brutal
assault of 140 members of law enforcement, defecating on the walls, and the
death of one of their fellow seditionist dipshits as she tried to breach the
last line of security between the insane, bloodthirsty Trump mob and members of
Congress, which resulted in the crazed intruder being shot dead by security.
Trump, et al naturally consider her a martyr – just like all those martyrs of
yesteryear who donned their gray uniforms and died while attempting to
overthrow the government of the United States in the name of protecting Nikki
Haley…I mean, slavery.
Trump has repeatedly called his cult members – the poorly
educated, the anti-democratic, the shamelessly violent salt scum of the
earth…you know, morons – heroes and political prisoners. He promises to pardon
each and every seditionist, insurrectionist, murderer and America-fucking
asshole convicted of myriad crimes against the United States on Trump’s
“orders” on January 6, 2021 – a date which will live in infamy. That is, unless
you are Donald Trump or one of his mentally and democratically deficient mob of
cretins (and I’m using that descriptor in the more technical, clinical sense –
i.e., an IQ between 50–69 and not merely as an ad hominem attack on a bunch of
idiots).
Weekend At Biden’s
Joe Biden on the other hand will be observing 1/6 like it
was Pearl Harbor or 9/11. Biden will officially launch his re-election campaign
today (instead of tomorrow due to predicted foul weather) at Valley Forge
(famous for its foul weather some years ago), warning the American people of
the fascist threat posed by his would-be opponent and his cult.
Whatever you might think about Biden, and though he often
fought against the middle class in favor of the filthy rich and corporations
throughout his career and was instrumental in allowing Clarence “Uncle” Thomas
to sit on the now-horribly-stained Supreme Court bench, Biden never fought
against the United States or our democracy, as did (and does) his presumptive Hitler-channeling
opponent this coming November.
From this reporter’s perspective, there is simply no
contest. I don’t care if Biden is 181 and kept alive by a room full of machines
and round-the-clock medical staff, or even by smoke and mirrors. I don’t care
if by Election Day he is Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s. I’d sooner
vote for Kevin McCarthy – he’s not an evil, fascist, toxic narcissist
psychopath; he’s just a fucking spineless idiot.
Nothing else matters folks! Believe me.
I. Mangrey reporting. Your mileage may vary. 
Wednesday, October 9, 2024
Question For The Day – F(r)iends
October 9, 2024
The First Amendment, among other things,
provides for the right to peaceably assemble. Therefore, every American has the
constitutionally-given freedom to associate with whomever he or she desires. You
may recall the apoplexy around presidential candidate Barack Obama spending
time with the controversial preacher Jeremiah Wright, who for some reason that
escaped the white, male hand-wringers had a bone to pick with white people in America.
Obama was accused of “palling around with terrorists.”
A current presidential candidate – one who has
already served one term as president and was impeached twice during that time, who
has been found guilty of sexual assault (which one judge described as rape),
and was found guilty of tax/financial fraud, may well be going on trial for
inciting insurrection, stole classified documents from the White House, and is currently
the proud owner of 34 felony convictions – has also been palling around with
characters to some might well find objectionable. By now everyone is all too
aware of DarnOld Trump’s man-crush on the likes of Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, Viktor Orban, Xi
Jinping and any other authoritarian currently fouling the global political
atmosphere.
Here are some of the other characters Trump has cozied up to who you might have forgotten.
Welcome to America’s Got Assholes: Who's Who of WTF…
Trump & Epstein – pedo pals
Trump with disbarred attorney Rudy Giuliani
Trump & former (?) crackhead Mike Lindell
Donye &
Conye – anti-Semites
Shiddy &
Diddy – Rapes ‘r’ Us
Don &
new BFF Leon* "Jumping Butterballs" Musk – rich white fucks
Today’s Question For The Day:
Shall we judge a man by the company he creeps
keeps?
Paying Attention™ Special Feature:
As a special feature, since we are on the
verge (kind of like Thelma and Louise on the verge of becoming briefly
airborne) of the most consequential election of our lifetimes, we are including
a one-time-only Answer For The Day…
Well, fuck yeah.
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*Dr. Dementia has referred to Musk as Leon – because his brain is rapidly
disintegrating. Or perhaps his good friend Hannibal Lecter had his brain for
dinner. Musk was yet another never-Trumper until decided to purchase him. Hopefully Musk can do for Trump what he did to Twitter.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Question (+ Answer) For The Day.
Monday, October 7, 2024
Fascinating – Clueless Clod Edition
October 7, 2024
A Fascist/Trump Party state senator, during a meet your
candidate event had what was hopefully a minor stroke.
Before
we get into this story, we
want to share a brand-new word one of our interns found while we were tidying
up the basement here at our non-existent, secret, undisclosed Paying Attention™
headquarters:
Frascist - A racist fascist. Sure, it
might seem a bit redundant, but it’s good to spell things out for the ignorant,
weak-minded cultists who lack all self-awareness and most general awareness . You
know, morons/Trump voters. It is surely fitting
that we came across this little tidbit just in time for this installment of Fascinating.
Idaho
state senator, Dan Foreman, during a discussion of discrimination and
legislation in Idaho, claimed that there was no discrimination in Idaho.
According
to multiple sources, Democratic candidate for an Idaho House seat and Nez Perce
tribe member Trish Carter-Goodheart pushed back on that idea when it was her
turn to speak. Carter-Goodheart pointed to her own experience and the history
of white supremacy groups in Northern Idaho. Foreman had a complete meltdown. He
jumped out of his seat, interrupted Carter-Goodheart, and screamed at the
Native American Democrat to – you can’t, and wouldn’t even if you could, make
this stuff up folks:
“go back where you came
from.”
Additionally
fascinating, the two pols are not even running against each other. Apparently,
Foreman just felt strongly and stupidly enough to lash out at his fellow
Idahoan. You go gurl.
A
statement describing the incident released by Carter-Goodheart, closed with, “[J]ust
because someone hasn’t personally experienced discrimination, doesn’t mean it’s
not happening. Racism and discrimination are real issues here in Idaho, as
anyone familiar with our state’s history knows. I highlighted our weak hate
crime laws and mentioned the presence of the Aryan Nations in northern Idaho as
undeniable evidence of this reality.”
Several
of those present reported that Foreman stood up and angrily interjected, using
an expletive to criticize what he cast as the liberal bent of the response, and
after telling Carter-Goodheart to go back where she came from, took his balls
and stormed out of the room.
While
we cannot confirm whether or not Foreman is a fascist, it is clear that he is
an ignorant racist schmuck who lacks basic understanding of history or humanity.
Foreman denied the entire incident on his way to rehab. Just kidding about the
rehab. He’ll probably just get reelected and continue to flaunt his flaming
ignorance and frascist bullshit until his head explodes.
WTFF*
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*What The Fascinating Fuck
Saturday, October 5, 2024
Historic Thought For The Day – Chopping Spree
If At First You Don’t Deceive, Lie, Lie Again
October 5, 2024
You are probably
familiar with a man calling himself Donold Trump. He was arguably president of the United States a little while back. He wants
to be president again in the worst way, which was the way he did it the first
time. Though Trump was objectively one
of, if not the, worst president of all time (George WTF Bush previously held
that dishonor), he likes to tell his tiny-brained rally-goers that he was
actually the best president since George Washington. Now, you’re probably
saying to yourself, “No fucking way.” And well you should.
Even back when a
larger fraction of Trump’s
brain exhibited a modicum of function he was as delusional and/or stunningly
dishonest as they came. Now that his brain has deteriorated faster and more
completely than the Thwaites
“Doomsday” Glacier – which is melting much faster than scientists
previously thought, not unlike Trump’s brain – there is neither hint of reality nor coherent thought or
speech.
Seeing as dementia-addled
(with a side of syphilis) Don likes to compare himself with the Father of Our
Country, we thought we’d throw the old dog a little bone and play along.
If George Washington Was Donald Trump
Father, I cannot tell a lie. I did nothing
wrong. Joey did it.
Or
Father, I cannot tell the truth. I don’t see
any cherry tree.
This has been a special Paying Attention™ Historic Thought For The Day.
Friday, October 4, 2024
Thought For The Day – Cowardly Lyin’
October 4, 2024
Traitorous, disgraced ex-president and current 34-count-convicted-felon Benedict Donald is scared to death of debating Kamala Harris again. He has also chickened out of a previously agreed-upon interview on 60 Minutes. He is also deathly afraid of stairs, flies, fair elections, Jack Smith, reality and letting someone else keep score when he plays golf.
Oh yeah, he is also
a lying sack of shit who wouldn’t recognize the truth if it voted him out of
office in a landslide and everyone around him told him over and over that he
lost.
Cowardly Liar
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
Thursday, October 3, 2024
Picture Of The Day
Not
A Thousand Words, But Worth It
October 3, 2024
Trump ordering
a week’s worth of fast food for Monday’s lunch
Baldwin’s Trump
This has been your Paying Attention™ Picture Of The Day.
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