January 27, 2020
The recent book by Pulitzer Prize winners Philip Rucker and
Carol Leonnig, A Very Stable Genius: Donald J. Trump’s Testing of America lays
out in excruciating comprehensiveness many of Impeached-president Chrump’s
examples of his very, very large uh-brain, his best words, his knowing more
than anyone about everything, and his Guinness World Record-worthy ignorance of
absolutely everything, apparently including not knowing what happened at Pearl
Harbor. You heard that right folks, Chrump
claimed to have “read about, spoken about, heard about, studied” Pearl Harbor,
but nonetheless asked his then chief of staff, John Kelly, “Hey, John, what’s
this all about? What’s this a tour of?”
To which Kelly no doubt replied dutifully, “Nothing
really sir, it’s just about a bunch of losers who were too stupid to have bone
spurs.” No one is surprised, most are
nauseated to learn of Chrump’s ignorance of one more subject.
The authors met with over 200 anonymous senior
administration officials, national security and intelligence professionals, friends
and advisors to the president, many of whom normally avoid the press like the
plague, but were so disturbed by this most dangerous and ignorant president that
they felt compelled to alert the world via super-secret, anonymous meetings with Rucker
and Leonnig.
The Dumbest Guy in Every Room
Not wanting to be outdone by reporters Chrump called “
stone cold losers,” and clearly determined to prove their
reporting was only the tip of the idiocy iceberg, Chrump continues to add goofy
grist to the moronic mill. Take for
example Chrump – in the midst of his own impeachment trial – thumbing his nose
at Congress and the American public by bragging about the fact that, “we have
all the material. They don’t have the material.” Here we have Chrump himself providing the
best (though certainly not only) proof yet of his flagrant obstruction of
everyone – from the FBI, to Robert Mueller, to congressional investigators –
involved in determining the truth.
stone cold losers,” and clearly determined to prove their
reporting was only the tip of the idiocy iceberg, Chrump continues to add goofy
grist to the moronic mill. Take for
example Chrump – in the midst of his own impeachment trial – thumbing his nose
at Congress and the American public by bragging about the fact that, “we have
all the material. They don’t have the material.” Here we have Chrump himself providing the
best (though certainly not only) proof yet of his flagrant obstruction of
everyone – from the FBI, to Robert Mueller, to congressional investigators –
involved in determining the truth.
Or perhaps you would prefer his latest psychotic break, one
of his patented stream-of-cuckoo-for-Cocoa Puffs rants when asked about Tesla’s
Elon Musk (an actual genius, though not particularly stable). Chrump’s response to being asked what he
thought of Tesla Motors’ tremendous success went further out into the ozone than
any of Musk’s rockets in response. "Well,
you have to give him credit. He's also
doing the rockets. He likes rockets, and he does good at rockets too, by the
way…And I was worried about him, he’s one of our great geniuses and we have to
protect our geniuses. We have to protect
Thomas Edison – we have to protect all of these people that came up with
originally the light bulb, and the wheel, and all of these things…” Yes, Thomas Edison is in imminent danger. Maybe we need to blow someone up to protect
Edison before something terrible happens to him. And whichever great American invented the
wheel, who is protecting that guy? Who
is protecting the great American wheel?
Badly damaged minds want to know.
Chrump v. Constitution
Chrump was asked to take part in a project that included all six living presidents, as well as six
vice presidents reading sections of the Constitution on camera. While blaming his inability to manage the
task on everyone and everything else in the room, Chrump whined, “It’s very
hard to do because of the language here. It’s very hard to get through that whole thing
without a stumble. It’s like a different
language, right?” The cameraman tried to assure the man-child that it was no
big deal, to take a break and try again. Chrump continued to struggle, and again
remarked, “It’s like a foreign language.”
Of course it seemed like a foreign language to this hot air
buffoon. First, it is in English, and
second, it is the Constitution – two things with which this clown is singularly
unfamiliar.
Maybe it was so difficult because Chrump’s people
requested lighting with more orange in it.
This from the guy who has been railing against light bulbs that make him
look too orange. Can you say psychotic?
According to our sources,
this is Chrump’s head.
No one knows for sure what is going on
atop or within this rotting melon
atop or within this rotting melon
When are people going to stop telling the truth about Donald
Chrump? Who will step up and protect
this very stable genius from being attacked by his own words? No other president, in fact almost no one
anywhere has ever been so persistently humiliated by having his own words
publicized. It is a disgrace I tell you. All the poor man is trying to do is invent
the wheel. How will he ever get anything
accomplished if people keep listening to him and repeating his words as though
they had some sort of redeeming social value?
While deranged deadbeats (I do not have the Pulitzer Prizes
to be considered a stone cold loser) like myself might find it entertaining to
amuse ourselves and others with these endless tales of idiocy courtesy (not a
word often associated with Donald Chrump) of this president, all of the
anonymous motherfuckers who will only speak out under cover of secrecy need to
step out of Chrump’s ever-darkening shadow and speak the truth in broad
daylight, perhaps in the middle of Fifth Avenue while everyone is looking so
that this pathetic excuse for a human being, let alone a president, loses a voter or two. A number of career
officials have put country ahead of their own well-being and have lost their
jobs and more over it. It is time for all of these anonymous cowards to stop just following orders and protect us instead of
themselves and Donald Chrump.
Clock Fight
Remember, this is all a game to Chrump. He has no concept of the reality most of us
share. He cannot see past whatever
mirror is in front of him and even in the absence of a physical mirror, all he
ever sees is himself. And, he likes what
he sees. SAD.
Remember the movie WarGames
from 1983?
With psychotic
narcissist Donald Chrump desperately trying to avoid being removed from office
and having his miniature finger on The Button, the Doomsday Clock, which
measures our proximity to total annihilation due to global thermonuclear war
and/or climate disaster, is closer to midnight – i.e., The End – than it has
ever been since it was created in 1947. I
would not deign to place blame for the clock’s current setting squarely on the
padded shoulders of Donald Chrump, but neither would I imagine that Mr.
Chrump’s current station and the current setting of the Doomsday clock are entirely
coincidental.
Just for the record, it is possible for this clock to move
backward. This is only a guess, but I
imagine the Doomsday Clock was created precisely to facilitate, if not
encourage us to move away, not toward midnight.
Apparently, humans just ain’t that bright. So, the good news is, at least we might not have to put up with
all this bullshit for very much longer.
We’ll Meet Again
I. Mangrey reporting. Get your affairs in order.
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