Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Thought For The Day


BOUNTY – The Quicker Taker Outer
January 8, 2020
It has been rumored that a eulogist seen on Iranian state TV during the funeral procession of vicious terrorist Soleimani called for an $80M bounty on the head of Impeached-president Chrump's head.  It is not clear whether they intend to use crowd sourcing to raise the money, but personally I would not be willing to have my name associated with such a campaign.
As an American citizen I am obliged, almost by law at this point, to say that this is entirely unacceptable.  As a human being currently enjoying the freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution (for now at least), I am obliged to say nothing.
According to our sources, this is Chrump’s head.
Not sure why he dunked in cotton candy.*
 *As always, we apologize for posting such graphic and disturbing images; we hope no one will be emotionally scarred or made physically ill for having seen this one.

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