Worst Person In The World

 

Fuck You, Unmasked Man 

April 29, 2020

During the previously-worst-presidency-in-American-history of George WTF Bush, when Keith Olbermann was busy being the lone cable voice for liberals and progressives – before Rachel Maddow, who Keith brought in to sub for him from time to time – Olbermann had a recurring feature he called “The Worst Persons in The World.”  As we know, there were and are plenty of bad actors to choose from on a daily basis.  Although, these days it is almost impossible to unseat the Orange Gas Cloud, who is the tiny-hands-down winner on almost every given day.  However, we finally, if only briefly have another winner at being a loser.

Yesterday, Chrump’s translucent marshmallow Mike Pence paid a visit to the Mayo Clinic.  Now some of you might be aware that the order of the day is public masking for everyone, just about everywhere in this country.  Everyone that is, except President Death who made it clear that he is simply too vain, and too above-the-law to be bothered with such plebian measures.  After all, he does have total authority.  Prior to his intrusion on the Mayo Clinic, Pence was advised – though as head of Chrump’s COVID Task Farce Pence should need no reminder, and should be setting an example for the American people – that it was clinic policy for everyone to wear a mask at all times.

Though Pence managed to pull his lips away from Chrump’s ass long enough to darken (metaphorically of course, since Pence is so white you could find your keys in an unlit room with him by your side) the wards of the famed Mayo Clinic, he could not bring himself to follow the law of the land or the strict protocols of the hospital.  This, despite the fact that the clinic had provided masks for Pence and his staff.  Well, Mr. Vice President of Death, fuck you very much for being today’s Worst Person in The World.

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