Saturday, September 12, 2020

Completely Foxed Up

No News Is His News

September 12, 2020
At least Nero provided some entertainment, fiddling while Rome burned. Like the band playing as the Titanic began its final journey to the ocean floor. Today, the Titanic of nations, the United States is on fire literally and figuratively, and Chrump is anything but entertaining. He is spending eight hours a day watching the network devoted to stroking his bloated ego. Chrump insisted that everything is fine because he didn’t see anything bad on what is for the most part his own personal network, one that devotes at least eight hours a day to spreading insane lies to make Chrump happy.
What Chrump is doing when he’s not watching TV.
People seemed shocked to learn that a sitting president, particularly one that should have so much on his plate, would have time to watch anything, let alone Fux News for eight hours – probably on an almost daily basis (except when he’s busy golfing). But there had been talk of Chrump’s viewing habits since taking office. Now we have direct confirmation. Straight from the horse’s ass’s mouth. Chrump bragged during a press tantrum about this fact in service to attempting to exonerate himself after audio emerged of him happily lying to the American public about the imminent danger of the then nascent coronavirus. Chrump rattled off host after hyper-partisan host’s names, which to him was proof that he knows what’s going on and said he hadn’t done anything wrong, in fact he getting better every day.
Everything is under control. The virus is going away like magic.
Chrump rushed unidentified, unwelcome federal forces into Oregon when he wanted to look strong by going after Black Lives Matter protesters. Now Oregon is on fire and not only is Chrump ignoring the emergency altogether – except for reminding everyone that he told them to “sweep the floors” of the forests – but the governor of the state has been unsuccessful in reaching the IMPEACHED president because he’s too busy watching his fellow psychos on Fux.
Chrump’s favorite talking airhead – Clown Hannity
I. Mangrey reporting. Only 51 more cheating days until the election.

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