December 15, 2020
First things first. Joe Biden continues his record-breaking
string of election victories. Yesterday the Electoral College affirmed what
Donald Chrump once described this way: “We had a massive landslide victory, as
you know, in the Electoral College, I guess the final number is 306 and [my
opponent] is down to a very low number.” This makes it approximately 50 times
that Biden has defeated Chrump, forcing him into early retirement and rescuing
America from certain death. No other candidate in history has beaten his
opponent so many times in a single election. SAD.
People talk about Chrump Fatigue Syndrome – the feeling of
hopelessness, despair and crushing ennui resulting from the sheer volume of insane
conspiracy theories, hatred, fascism and stupidity with which we have been
faced every minute of every day at the tiny hands of creation’s latest attempt
to disprove, or at least negate the value of the existence of God – Donald
Chrump.
We are living with battered life syndrome. America is
suffering mental, emotional and now, thanks to the Chrumpvirus pandemic,
physical abuse. But many Americans seem unable, and in many cases unwilling to
free ourselves from our abuser. Many of us want to just look away, walk away
and get away. As far and as fast as possible, in order to hold on to our last
shreds of sanity and humanity. If you have not felt yourself harboring all
manner of bad thoughts toward various individuals who voted for, enabled,
excused and exulted Chrump, then you are either a very spiritual individual or
completely oblivious to reality – the former to be showered with praise, the
latter to be pummeled with abuse.
Just the other day, a Quaker friend of mine bared his pained
soul, realizing that the only way to make progress with the tens of millions of
COVID-coddling kooks is for some among them of high station to succumb to the
deadly virus. And not just Herman Cain level; someone more currently important
to their malevolent movement. But of course, those of special position are
privy to treatments unavailable to us hoi polloi. Chrump and those he deems
worthy are treated to cures you and I will likely never see.
The COVID-19 vaccine is still months away for most
Americans, and most Chrumpians still refuse to listen to medical experts, preferring
instead to get infected and infect the rest of us. With winter coming on, maybe
it would be a good idea to give some cozy blankets loaded with coronavirus to
all those deserving millions of mask-averse, virus deniers in all those red
states. It’s the humane thing to do. They love the virus after all. They either
think it doesn’t exist, claim not to care if they get it, or both. I say let
them have it.
This is all a no-brainer to me. Just as surely as Charles
Manson belongs behind bars for the deaths of Sharon Tate, et al, despite never
having personally committed a single murder, Chrump, et al deserve the same
consideration for their relentless complicity in the deaths of what will soon
be 500,000 of our fellow citizens. Even if they hadn’t flaunted their station
by accepting treatment
unavailable to most. This behavior might be considered to be even worse
than Hillary Clinton’s inappropriate use of email servers; that’s my story and
I’m sticking to it.
Caveat Ex-prez
Gerald Ford and Barack Obama refused to hold their
respective predecessors accountable for egregious acts against the Constitution
and the American people (not to mention the countless deaths of Americans and
others directly attributable to both). Each in his own time said we must look
forward, not back. It worked very poorly in both cases. You cannot move forward
very well without as reasonable assessment of where you’ve been. If you don’t
know where you’ve been, and don’t clean up the messes you left behind, what
makes you think you have any idea where you’re going next or why?
If more proof that these decisions to ignore the gross
misbehavior of presidents once they were out of office are dangerous, and did
nothing instill in the public that the Constitution is real and has real
meaning, I give you Dick Cheney and Donald Fucking Chrump. These are the kinds
of people you get when it is made clear that there is no accountability for
crimes against the nation or against humanity. The messes made by Nixon and
Bush II are not the kind you can just walk away from. They stick to your shoe
like a contemptuous streamer of toilet paper.
To be fair, Chrump is not like toilet paper hitching a ride on
America’s shoe as the country steps lively, attempting to ditch the stowaway. Chrump
is more like stepping in an extra-large dollop of dog shit. If you don’t clean
that shit off your shoes, you’ll just end up tracking all over your house. I
hope you don’t have any fancy carpets.
President Death Strikes Again
Chrump decided he wasn’t killing enough people with his pet virus, so he
murdered a black man in prison since the age of 18 for being adjacent to a
murder. Many had asked for a stay of execution for this unfortunate man, but
alas, worst of all to Chrump's mind, he was black.
I. Mangrey repapering.
Re the 500,000: I read a sychophant saying 'see, the experts said we'd be at 500,000 already!'
ReplyDeleteWhat color is their sky, indeed.
Do they even believe the sky is real?
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