Friday, December 25, 2020

Chrump v. Republican’ts

The Snake Eating Its Tail

December 25, 2020

Donald Chrump is so angry with the Republican’t party for daring to display the slightest modicum of independence, some even having the gall to admit that Chrump was soon to be an ex-president, that he is even willing to claim a desire to do something to help people. Chrump, a master of delusion, assumed that he had complete control over McConnell’s boys, especially after they bailed his sorry ass out after being IMPEACHED.

After months of Democrats passing rescue measures, and Mitch McConnell trying to kill more Americans to pile on top of Chrump’s more than 300,000 personally-sponsored COVID-19 dead bodies, Moscow Mitch finally decided he had to make a deal with the House and pass legislation to delay, if only slightly and very temporarily, the further demise of countless American families teetering on the brink of poverty, starvation and death. Needless to say, McConnell did not do this out of any charitable or altruistic urges. He signed on to this pittance of a relief bill because he saw it was the only way he might hold on to his Senate majority seat. Nonetheless, a deal was finally struck to put another pittance into the pockets of desperate Americans trying to survive the economic side effects of the virus pandemic.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, into the fray that was finally no longer a fray, rides the Orange Knight. Chrump had at this point only one simple task, having ignored the months-long negotiations – to sign the bill into law. He instead pretended to that he did not like the hard-fought legislation, threw a hissy fit and forced an already fed-up nation to see his fake face and listen to his painful voice, and end up, as has so often been the case every time Chrump opens his mouth, in shock.

Crump went in front of the cameras and whined that Congress must, “increase the ridiculously low $600 to $2000 and to send me a suitable bill, or else the next administration will have to deliver a COVID relief package, and maybe that administration will be me.” After threatening to veto the bill, he simply did nothing – the worst possible play. Congress could, and likely would have overridden his sickening veto, but by refusing to either sign or veto, the bill will now just lie there, wasting away just like Chrump himself – a useless pile of words.

In an unmistakable attempt to make Ebenezer Scrooge look like Mother Teresa, the IMPEACHED Fake Lame-Duck president then flew out of Washington, DC to continue avoiding his job at Mor-on Lago, where some believe he will live out the remaining days of his ill-gotten, criminally-drenched, disastrous, single term in office.


They knew he was a snake before they took him in. Well, I sure as hell did.

I. Mangrey reporting. Endeavor to persevere. Happy Holidays…that’s right, I said it.

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

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