Letting His People Go
December 27, 2020
We interrupt the future to bring you the latest bullshit from
the present. Unfortunately, Joe Biden remains president-elect. We still have to
survive another 24 days under the current regime before he becomes the real
thing. There are no guarantees folks. We are like a classroom full of frightened
children desperately fighting to survive a psychotic active shooter firing
blindly around the room.
When we last spoke, IMPEACHED Fake Lame-Duck president
Donald Chrump threw a hand grenade into the finally-passed COVID-19 relief
package needing only his dumbass signature to put badly needed – however
insufficient – money into the pockets of real Americans. As usual, Chrump shits
all over the place and walks away, fully expecting someone to come along and
wipe his dumb ass.
Remember, you can only get a pardon after you have been
found guilty. And all these fucking pardons Chrump is doling out, how much is
he selling them for in reality? Not all of the slimeballs he is letting off the
hook have big bucks, but many do. For others, it is not a stretch to think he
just envies murderers – one of the few crimes outside Chrump’s repertoire. He’s
probably excited to think he will be able to hire these scum as security for
the time he spends out of jail, with the added bonus of holding his pardon over
their heads so he won’t have to pay them.
Besides the fact that he’s pardoning war criminals, crooked
politicians and Jared Kushner’s dirtbag father, one would be remiss not to
wonder what kind of arrangements – financial and otherwise – the
self-proclaimed artist-of-the-deal is making for these pardons. Someone should
be watching Chrump – at least until he’s behind bars – to see what kind of
money floats into his coffers, and from whom.
Among the dozens of pardoned felons can be found each and
every fellow Russian colluder – Mike Flynn, Paul Manafort, George Papadopoulos,
Roger Stone and a few lesser lights who lied to investigators. Our sources have
it on good authority that before he is dragged out of the White House, Chrump
will pardon, Benedict Arnold, John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, James Earl
Ray, Sirhan Sirhan, Charles Manson, Osama bin Laden and the coronavirus.
We have also heard that before he vacates the White House –
if he does – Chrump intends to rename the Lincoln Bedroom the Jefferson Davis
Suite, replete with Stars and Bars and CSA memorabilia. Since Chrump seems to
have plenty of time on his hands, a rapidly deteriorating mind, and limitless
power to fuck everything up to his heart’s content for another 24 days, we can
expect much more mayhem.
People talk about Joe Biden's mental capacity. He could be
dead over a week and still be more mentally and physically fit to be president
than Chrump.
I. Mangrey reporting. Only 24 more shitting-our-pants days
until Inauguration.
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