Thursday, March 4, 2021

Fun With Fascists

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March 4, 2021

Just as we did see dead people voting (although very few) we now know that there were in fact fake insurrectionists on January 6th laying siege to the Capitol. There were, as Ratpublicans everywhere have been insisting, some rioters who were not who they appeared to be.

Funny thing though. After all the ballyhooing from Team Turmp about millions of dead people voting for Joe Biden, the infinitesimal number of dead people who managed to vote in the 2020 election did so for the guy who was NOT Joe Biden. Funny in a sort of wish-you-didn’t-own-a-television-or-computer-and-had-been-born-in-a-different-time sort of way.

(Brain)Dead people heading to the polls

Similarly, Turmpers and their media cheerleaders have been caterwauling about all the Antifa and Black Lives Matter people posing as Turmpers, Proud Boys, neo-nazis, white supremacists and all manner of domestic terrorist MAGA shitheads to make it look like the guy who clearly incited the mob, incited the mob. And make it look like those in the mob who had long been chomping at the bit to fuck democracy (and blacks, Jews, Asians, Latinos, etc.), had finally been able to live out their fantasy. It turns out that there were in fact posers in the cretinous crowd that day.

Stupid Are As Stupid Do

One painfully obvious exception that proves the rule of evolution, bragged to his brother that he was among the “Antifa Trump supporters” during the January 6th terror attack on the Capitol. This very fine Turmp lover who is now facing numerous charges, told a group chat, which included his brother, that he “fought 4 cops,” who “were ordered to allow Antifa to get away with anything.” He also bragged, “I got a nice helmet and body armor off a cop for God’s sake and I disarmed him.” His brother replied, “What the actual fuck is wrong with you?” and told another friend what a moron his brother was. That friend alerted the FBI as to the idiot’s identity.

Others who stormed the Capitol on the fateful day have expressed great displeasure at those who dared contend that Antifa were posing as right wing-assholes in order to make right wing assholes attacking Congress look like right-wing assholes.

FBI Director Chris Wray recently testified in Senate hearings that there was absolutely zero evidence of any Antifa or Black Lives Matter presence at the treasonous terror attack on the Capitol on January 6th. And you know, if the Feds could find a way to pin any or all of this horrific assault on the government on the Left, they would have done it.

These Are Not The Dopes You're Looking For...Oh Wait, Yes They Are

Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away, yet right here and right now, the alternative geniuses over at Q-anon are, as we speak preparing for Turmp to be inaugurated today, March 4th. Unbeknownst to Q-a-nuts, as with most things in the Constitution, while the original inauguration date of March 4 was changed with the passage of the Twentieth Amendment (yes Q, there is more to the Constitution than the Second Amendment – there’s a whole bunch of stuff before it and some after) in 1933. If you want to move it back, you will need to amend the Constitution – it’s a process – get someone to look it up and explain it to you. You cannot simply pretend there is no Twentieth Amendment and/or perpetrate further violence at the Capital and inaugurate the blob of your choice.

I. Mangrey reporting. My brain hurts.

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