March 11, 2021
According to non-existent sources claiming to
be familiar with the emasculated senator from the Secession State (I think that’s
on their license plates), Graham was overheard saying, “I don’t know how
Democrats can just give money away to poor, and especially Black people. What
did they ever do to deserve help? What have they ever done for this country? Why
can’t these people just help themselves? Where are we going to get the money needed
to give the wealthiest Americans another tax cut? Does anyone think it’s a
coincidence that this bill will cost $1.9T, the exact same amount of our last
tax cut to benefit the top 1% richest Americans during the last
administration?”
According to an unverified report, Barack
Obama told Joe Biden, “This is a big fucking deal.” Though not on a hot mic,
like some people we know.
Dangerous, Delusional Dipshits
In the beginning of the pandemic, not only
did we have no leadership from the top, the top dog sabotaged everything. He
did not just ignore the problem, he mad sure that anyone who dared address the
problem was ridiculed as he fought against fighting the virus. Go fucking
figure.
Now that we have just a glimmer of hope with
the emergence of vaccines, we are losing leader at the state level. One by one,
governors are saying they have had enough of pretending to do the right things
– staying away from crowds, social distancing when around others, and of course
that most horrifying, tyrannical, freedom-crushing demand of all time – wearing
a fucking mask.
So now it is increasingly up to individuals
to do what is necessary to overcome both the virus pandemic and massive
ignorance of people in positions of power, alleged leaders who are clearly too
stupid to dress themselves…with s simple fucking mask. But leaders/elected
officials are people. No better, though in many cases, very possibly worse,
than you and me.
Speaking of people, a crowd of Idahoan idiots
gathered round a burn barrel and burned up a bunch of masks. I have to admit to
being impressed that they took the masks off first. Impressed, but not pleased.
These mentally defective dimwits were
inspired by Idaho Ratpublican State Representative Karey Hanks who said she has
“done some research” which showed that masks can cause injuries to “even our
souls.” You know what they say, too many kooks spoil the lives of millions of
innocent people. Or was that broth?
In 1963 a Buddhist monk Thích Quang Duc
immolated himself to protest the policies of the corrupt South Vietnamese
government. You know, the one our country later decided to back in a horribly
unjust war that tore this country apart. At that time majority of the
Vietnamese population were Buddhist. They faced horrible discrimination, a kind
of systemic racism you might say, at the hands of President Ngô Đình Diệm, a
member of the minority Roman Catholic population. I think these Idahoan mask
burners should go one better and emulate Duc. That will teach those damned
scientists and reality-based losers.
where your mouth is - where your mask should be
I. Mangrey reporting.
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