Wednesday, August 11, 2021

It’s Bring Your Reality To Work Day

Fascist Is As Fascist Does

August 11, 2021

“Just say the election is corrupt and leave the rest to me and the Republicans in Congress.”*
                        Donald Turmp December 27, 2020, pressuring acting Attorney
                             General Jeffrey Rosen to aid and abet his burgeoning coup attempt

“You guys may not be following the internet the way I do.”*
                            Turmp’s continued attempt to sway Rosen by insisting…
                            wait for it…that he knows more than anyone else


Another perfect phone call as only Turmp can make it

You might by now have forgotten all about the previous White House resident. No doubt you have tried, like Sisyphus, to push the poisonous bulk out of your conscious awareness. Unfortunately, the scars are too deep and too wide, to budge very far. Or, if you are fortunate enough and persistent enough and strong enough to push it some distance toward your goal, you will in time see it roll right back to where it started.

In any event, some things should not be forgotten, lest the possible lessons available also become lost. So it is with the Orange Sickness. The one thing that should, and seems to be on the wane, is Turmp’s malignant influence on the zeitgeist. His blog failed miserably, his Sexual Abuserpalooza tour with Billo Reilley is flopping worse than what was planned for Springtime For Hitler: A Gay Romp With Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden, and the candidates he has backed (with his fat mouth, but none of the funds he has been grifting from his angry, white cult victims, allegedly to help elect pro-Turmp morons), are dropping like flies at a Raid party. For his part, Turmp is back out on the white power rally circuit, testing the waters for raising money for another presidential run, if not in fact for actually running. But wouldn’t that be his third term since he is still president serving his second term? And isn’t that unconstitutional?

Some crowds at recent Turmp rallies have a different feel

Nonetheless, Turmp is doing his best to fight his way back into relevance. And so, we must continue to remind ourselves, however unpleasant and painful, of some of his malfeasance – past and present. So, forgive me this foray back into the dark cloud that has yet to sufficiently dissipate. Lest we forget.

Lock Them Up

As the first wave of COVID patients began to burgeon, Turmp wanted to send them to Guantanamo Bay, “That’s like some kind of resort, right? They’ll love it there. The weather’s beautiful, not as nice a Mor-on Lago, but very good, I hear.” He asked, “Don’t we have an island that we own?”* Adding, “I’m pretty sure we have an island, like one of those surrounded by water, big water, somewhere.”**

They Shoot Black Folks, Don’t They

Turmp also tried to convince the military to shoot peaceful protesters. On multiple occasions inside the White House, Trump reportedly suggested shooting protesters. He also told members of his administration that he wanted the military to “beat the fuck out of” the protesters. When his insane, illegal idea met with displeasure from his human underlings he conceded some ground, “Well, shoot them in the leg — or maybe the foot. That's how you're supposed to handle these people. Crack their skulls!”* adding, “If you won’t do it I’ll do it myself. Nobody will even notice if I shoot somebody. And no one knows more about cracking some skulls than Turmp. I’ve cracked many skulls in my day. Everybody knows that.”**

“How did this weird thing get into my very, very big hands?”

Turmp reportedly wanted to invoke the Insurrection Act on the day of his pathetic Bible-pandering event (as if he has ever opened one), after having the peaceful protesters in Lafayette Park violently cleared for his walk of shame. I guess since he was talked out of invoking the Insurrection Act for peaceful protesters, he decided to lead his own violent insurrection instead. Maybe he just likes the word ‘insurrection.’ He keeps using that word; it does not mean what he thinks it means.

*This one is real.
**Actually, I added this.

I. Mangrey reporting. And making some shit up.

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