Stupid Service
January
21, 2022
“This is Donald Trump's
party, and I am a Donald Trump Republican.”
Matt Gaetz, December 20,
2020
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh.”
Q moron shaman,
January 6, 2021
It
seems an impeached President is still entitled to Secret Service protection
once he is out of office. Even a disgraced, twice-impeached,
two-time-popular-vote-loser, one-term, seditious, multiply-subpoenaed, fascist
one. Apparently, even one who incited a violent insurrection and riot at the
Capitol, intended to stop the certification of the free and fair election of
his opponent, who crushed him like a cockroach in the popular vote. No other
incumbent president has had so many people vote to Lock Him Out! Lock Him Out!
It
has yet to be determined whether this remains true if the ex-prez and failed
blogger ends up in prison for some reason, but hopefully we will have a chance
to settle this soon. It seems to me that it would be very awkward to cram all
those Secret Service agents into a small prison cell. I think it would be fun
to watch, like the famous stateroom scene in the Marx Brothers’ A Night At
The Opera.
Either
way, I suggest Biden expand the Extreme Court quickly, before this issue comes
before the current complement of radical religious, right-wing, pro-fascist
(in)justices. If Turmp does continue to live off the largess of the government
he and his Ratpublican minions tried to destroy, he should be given the best
agents available...just like he brought us the best people to run his
administration. Might I suggest:
According
to the King of Delusion, what everyone saw on video of the historic, hysterical
attack he fomented on January 6th was not what actually happened. We
learned from audio recorded during Turmp’s interviews with Carol Loennig and
Philip Rucker that Turmp believes, “There was a lot of love, I’ve heard that
from everybody. Many, many people have told me, ‘That was a loving crowd.’”
With any luck, Turmp can continue to be surrounded with the kind of love we all
saw his very fine people express toward officers of the law, the Capitol building
itself and the word and spirit of the Constitution last January 6th.
In
any event, I’m sure the very fine people shown above can be quickly trained to
be the kind of quality protectors of a disgraced, twice-impeached,
two-time-popular-vote-loser, one-term, seditious, multiply-subpoenaed
ex-president and failed blogger. All it would take, given the true nature of
the protectee (code-name “Catastrophic Cantaloupe”) in question, would be one pair
of government-issue aviator sunglasses. What else is needed to train for a job
like this?
Having
protected Turmp from the Constitution and the American people throughout his
historically horrendous single-term despite two impeachments and one attempted
coup, these .45 caliber automatic whackos can now do it full-time. They can put
their bodies on the line instead of just using them to prop up the vacant bony
cavities atop their necks.
And
Gaetz and Jordan may be looking for work (or prison terms) very soon.
I. Mangrey reporting.
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