Thursday, January 6, 2022

Broken News - One Year Later

Finally, Some Good News

January 6, 2022

I know I’ve said that every day is still January 6th. But today is the January 6thiest of all. Today is the first anniversary of a day that will live in either Pearl Harbor-esque infamy or giddy glory, depending on which side of the looking glass you inhabit. 

It will be interesting to see how the Loony Bin Wing of the GQP celebrates their proud attack-on-Fort-Sumter-esque insurrection of a year ago. Many of them and their fellow travelers have either been subpoenaed, been “invited” to stop by and explain themselves to the House Select 1/6 Committee, had their phone records subpoenaed or are currently in contempt of Congress. Will those who dare show their treasonous faces in public rebuild Mike Pence’s gallows? Will they search the land from shore to shore to make a citizens’ arrest and bring Pence to what they imagine is justice for daring to put the Constitution above loyalty to the cult leader whose various body parts he suckled, kissed and fondled for four years? Inquiring minds want to know. And they will find out very soon.

Disgraced, twice-impeached, two-time-popular-vote-losing, one-term, multiply-subpoenaed, historically unpopular ex-president and failed blogger Donald Jackal Turmp has cancelled his planned whine-and-sleaze lie-fest scheduled to celebrate the first anniversary of the murderous, feces-filled, Capitol siege that comprised his attempted coup.


America is at half-mast today since most Ratpublicans continue
to flog the Big Lie, and think Turmp's attempted coup is 1776

The reasons he gave for suddenly chickening out on verbally assaulting were as expected nothing more than so much lying and sociopathic drivel as to defy…well, everything. It is likely the lawyers he hired from a tv ad advised him to keep his fat mouth shut while he faces a bevy of indictments from across the country.

So, those of us not debilitated by delusion can commemorate this sorrowful day in American history in an appropriately somber way, and join together to find a way to keep fascism away from our door, and not have to worry about seeing or hearing from our former criminal-in-chief on this day.

Thank you and fuck you very much Donny. Oh, and STFU.


This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled not-having-to-think-about-#45.

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