January 10, 2022
Wow! Fux News finally got something right:
Many people are saying that the BLM protesters were responding to real events whereas the January 6 terrorists were responding to a psychotic episode of a reality-averse, thin-skinned, egomaniacal narcissist unable to accept the humiliating loss of an election, and afraid of losing an looming barrage of court appearances.
UPDATE:
Oops. In our overzealousness to bring you some good news for a change, it seems we have once again, for the second day in a row, provided erroneous information. We are embarrassed to have even considered the possibility that Fux News would ever do anything to add substance to the political discourse. For that, we again humbly apologize. It turns out those rascals at the Daily Show substituted footage from the Fux-sponsored January 6, 2021 terrorist attack (Ted Cruz’s words, not ours) (okay, ours too) to go with various propagandists on Fux reporting on BLM protests. We should have known that Fux would never show anything vaguely resembling truth or important news that their viewers might need in order to make informed decisions. And we apologize for implying in any way that Fux viewers have any desire to make informed decisions.
Again, we will endeavor to be more vigilant
in the future, at least more vigilant than Fux News.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
serendipity.
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