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God’s Lips To My Fingertips
Besides living in a state of constant angst I also live in a state of Pennsylvania. Apparent human-swine hybrid and current Ratpublican nominee for governor in Pennsylvania is planning to shoot America in the face if he defeats his Democratic opponent – current District Attorney Josh Shapiro. A fervent 2020 election denier, State Sen. Mastriano planned to replace the state’s electors who by law were charged with certifying Pennsylvania’s electoral votes for Joe Biden with fake electors who would support Tmrup’s attempted coup. Mastriano was also an in-person insurrectionist who claimed – contrary to hard evidence – that he left the Capitol when things turned violent. And Mastriano is no Donny-come-lately. His fever dreams of crazy conspiracies go way back.
Adding to his already eww-inspiring resume Mastriano, currently under investigation by the January 6 Select Committee, continues to ignore a legal subpoena to come before the committee to explain his actions in relation to the insurrection. Including why he lied about his exact whereabouts on that fateful day. Nevertheless, Mastriano crushed the competition in his party’s recent primary for governor in the Keystone State.
During his acceptance screech Mastriano promised to do his best to support the corona virus, lynch Critical Race Theory, work tirelessly to curtail voting rights and LGBTQ+ rights, and make bathrooms great again. One would be wise to assume that given the go-ahead by the Extreme Court, Mastriano would not hesitate to outlaw all abortions in the state, and then contraceptives, and then a woman’s right to say “No.”
Another Fair-Weather Religious Fanatic
Mastriano not only denies the results of the 2020 election, he is already loudly and proudly preemptively denying any future presidential election (and, one assumes, any other election occurring in his vicinity) that does not satisfy his whims should he become king of Pennsylvania. And apparently, he will gladly ignore the fact that God handed Democrats any victory by willing voters to elect Democrats. Because after all, how could anyone vote for a Democrat unless God ordained that they do so. How is it that radical religious fanatics like Mastriano can so easily ignore when God disagrees with them? How can they prove that God is on their side? When will they just STFU? Does God need to literally smite them down permanently to get her point across?
Doug Mastriano believes that God has ordained him to keep Democrats from ever getting the Keystone State's electoral votes. Period. It is not his intention to accomplish this by getting more votes for Ratpublicans. He seems unwilling to waste his time with such unpredictable pursuits, preferring instead to simply, for lack of a better word – cheat, which as noted he already attempted to do in 2020.
Taking a poison page out of fellow-authoritarian Vladimir Putin’s pitiable playbook, Mastriano accused his Jewish opponent in the upcoming gubernatorial race of - without using the word - being a Nazi. He warned his supporters that the “future of Pennsylvania under Josh Shapiro is an oppressive regime not unlike East Germany where your freedom will be snatched away.” This from someone who has vowed to interfere with any electoral outcome he does not like. Mastriano, a Christian nationalist and far-right conspiracy theorist who continues promoting the Big Lie that the 2020 presidential election was stolen from disgraced, twice-impeached, two-time-popular-vote-losing, one-term, seditious, ex-president and failed blogger Donald Tmurp in Pennsylvania.
Mastriano, who served as an intelligence analyst in East Germany, clearly learned how to manipulate through propaganda. He also believed that God ordered up a dust storm - in the Iraqi desert, where dust storms are as common as racists in the Ratpublican base - to aid his victory against Saddam Hussein's army during Desert Storm because his wife was home praying her little ass off.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck
For The Day.
You're welcome.
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