Saturday, May 28, 2022

Schmuck Of The Day

Bitch Cassidy

May 28, 2022

Louisiana has one of the worst infant mortality rates in the nation. However, according to today’s Schmuck For The Day, Senator Bill Cassidy, his very special state does not have a problem with infant mortality. No, the real problem is that there are just so many Blacks in Louisiana, and that affects their overall rate.

You may be interested and then horrified to know that Cassidy is a – gulp – licensed physician. So don’t get sick in Louisiana. Cassidy is the senior senator to his confederate, the even scarier, crackerier, and very possibly dumber John Kennedy. Tough call on that one.

In case anyone was wondering just what the fuck the Pelican State Pinhead was getting at, he fearlessly spelled it out. “About a third of our population is African American; African Americans have a higher incidence of maternal mortality. So, if you correct our population for race, we’re not as much of an outlier as it’d otherwise appear.”

Um, Black Deaths Matter

One would be perfectly within one’s rights to assume that Cassidy believes that it would be much fairer if African Americans in his state would be counted as 3/5 of a person. That should square things.

Sen. Bill Cassidy, making do with 3/5 of a brain,
upon learning his state is full of African Americans

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