Springtime
For Cawthorn
May 24, 2022
Too
bad for the young lad. No more invites to Ratpublican cocaine orgies. But look
on the bright side little guy, you can spend all the time you want at Hitler's
mountain retreat. Maybe you can run for dog catcher...or get caught by one.
Not everyone is on a Führer name basis with the head Nazi
Was he hoping to see his Führer’s ghost…
or old (really old) Adolph himself…or maybe Elvis?
What else is on this little twerp’s bucket list?
After
conceding defeat – Wait,
what!? – rather than bidding us all a fond farewell, the
little shit threatened America with, “The time for gentile politics as usual
has come to an end. It's time for the rise of the new right, it's time for Dark
MAGA to truly take command.” I will agree though that I too have had enough of
gentile politics.
Sure,
he meant “genteel” politics, and someone, I guess his mom eventually fixed it
for him. At least he didn’t threaten us with “marshall law” or the “gazpacho
police” of Marge Taylor Groane.
Now
Cawthorn can pursue his hobbies – taking firearms to the airport and driving too
fast with a revoked license. Or he can just go back to Hitler’s Eagles Nest retreat
and retire...and maybe take a page from his cherished Führer and leave us the
fuck alone.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck
For The Day Year.
You're welcome.
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