Too
Much Talk, And Too Much More Talk
February 23, 2023
Okay, I admit it. I watch
too much news. And the latest shiny object, or hot air balloon, if you prefer,
is Emily Kohrs the foreperson from the Fulton County, Georgia grand jury that
was deciding on indictments related to Donald “Frankly, we did win this
election” Trump’s attempts to steal the election he still says he won.
Everyone knows that
Trump (and others) pressured Georgia Attorney General Brad Raffensperger to
find him 11,780 votes, which Trump (and everyone else who tried to pressure the
AG) knew did not exist in the real world.
Kohrs, who should not
be talking to anyone about her time on the grand jury at this point in time, is
now showing up in more places than Herpes. She is doing interviews with anyone
who has a mouth, an inappropriate question (which Kohrs thankfully did not
answer) and a film crew.
My dear, departed cat Leo, in lieu of a
picture of ditzy
Kohrs, who should still be unseen and unheard
While this is all
possibly very exciting, it is just plain wrong. And she is just plain goofy. Kohrs
admits to never having voted, and had no idea that Trump made that perfect
phone call to Raffensperger – perfect evidence of guilt, that is. She also
spoke glowingly of the very nice and forthcoming Lindsey Graham.
Best of all, she was
absolutely smitten with meeting Rudy Giuliani, who she said caused her to pause
in order to shake his hand and express her admiration, and who Kohrs found to
be extremely thoughtful and honest during his testimony. Full disclosure: I’m
betting Giuliani was one of the witnesses most jurors found to have committed
perjury.
Kohrs seems pleasant
and innocent enough, her choice of heroes notwithstanding, but she was wrong to
poke herself into the public eye before it was appropriate. Now too many
pundits are trying to read into Kohrs’ enigmatic utterances, cutesy nods and
winks. Personally, I am simply going to ignore every little hint, since when
she says “It is not going to be some giant plot twist. You probably have a fair
idea of what may be in there. I’m trying very hard to say that delicately.”
She also told one of
the many interviewers, “I wanted to hear from the former president, but
honestly I kind of wanted to subpoena the former president because I got to
swear everybody in, and so I thought it would be really cool to get 60 seconds
with president Trump, with me looking at him and being like do you solemnly
swear…I kind of thought that would be an awesome moment.” So yeah, that
happened. Did I mention that she could be the twin sister of the banjo boy from
Deliverance? Did I?
I have no way of knowing how someone who
clearly has so little contact with what is going on – someone who absolutely
gushed over Rudy Fucking Giuliani, and was simply giddy over the idea of
subpoenaing Trump for her own jollies – could think what is obvious, is anything
like what I think is obvious.
I will not count my
indictments before they are hatched. Plus, an indictment is not a finding of
guilt.
I remain nauseously
optimistic.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
plot twists.