Lying Liar Found Liable

New York Jury Decides: Trump Is A Dick

May 10, 2023

One guilty verdict down, some number between one and infinity left to go.

During his videotaped deposition, we got to see and hear self-professed serial sexual assaulter Donald Trump explain that “historically it’s true for stars” to get away with grabbing women by the pussy. Trump videotaped his deposition because 1) he would be unable to testify in his own defense due to his absolute inability to not lie, and 2) because he is…wait for it…a pussy.

According to the dangerous sociopath (who remains the odds-on favorite to become the Fascist Party’s nominee for president for the third time), “if you look over the last million years,” certain men have “fortunately or unfortunately” simply done what they wanted to women without consequence.

You may recall that his first wife – who Trump claimed he could not remember if he cheated on – once testified that he had raped her, though she recanted at some point for reasons now buried with her at Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey.

Trump showing his stuff during sociopathic deposition

If looks could make you stupid…

To the surprise of no one other than the morbidly narcissistic, delusional defendant himself, Donald Trump has been found liable in civil court for defamation and sexual abuse and awarded E. Jean Carroll $5 million. Of course, that defamation was a result of Trump lying about Carroll’s reporting that she had been raped by the career criminal in the 1990s. Five million dollars hardly seems sufficient to compensate for the trauma of having Donald Trump put his tiny hands on you (let alone in you), but it’s something. Trump’s lawyer, Joe Tacopina could only celebrate the fact that his creepy client was found liable for sexual abuse, but not rape.

Trump Has Standards; He Won’t Consider Raping Just Anyone

Trump continues to insist that he doesn't even know E. Jean Carroll. It is not at all uncommon for a sexual predator to assault total strangers, though usually those total strangers are not seen in photographs with their assailants. And even though an sexual predator claims his victims “are not his type,” and he cannot tell them apart from his wife, most rapists do not stop to decide if their victims are their type. They just assault them, especially when they are stars and think they can get away with it. And then they brag about it on a live microphone as they prepare to show how they do it.

After watching Trump's disgustingly surreal deposition,
even this jury would have voted to find him liable

Naturally, many in the Fascist Party are appalled by Trump’s behavior. Really, you wisely ask? Well, yes and no. they are not appalled that he has been found liable for sexual assault, but they are appalled that he is now a liability politically. And, after a jury of six men and three women found Trump liable for sexual abuse, negative-number-IQ Sen. Tommy Tuberville (the dumbness is right there in the name, people) said it “makes me want to vote for [sexual predator Trump] twice.” Many of Tuberville’s peers are standing behind Trump every which way but sane. Of course, everyone knows it is much safer to stand behind Trump than in front of him. Just ask E. Jean Carroll. All of this proves once again that you can always count on Ratpublican fascists to do the wrong thing, though the reasons can vary wildly.

Anyway, when can we expect him to go to trial for raping, or at least sexually abusing and defaming America?

I. Mangrey rejoicing.