Friday, May 12, 2023

Stairway To Prison

Songs of The Trump Years

May 12, 2023

In response to Donald Trump and his prison choir buddies collection of horrific remakes of classis songs, we here at Paying Attention™ are set to release the antidote. We have taken other classics and repurposed them to help tell the sad and stupid tale of America’s 45th and absolute worst president. If you’ve had the misfortune of hearing any of Trump’s musical mayhem, this will hopefully you on your road to recovery.

Featuring…

You Blight Up My Life

I Saw Him Staining There

Whole Lotta Lies

One Woke Over the Line

Takin’ Care of Bullshit

Donny Don’t Grab That Pussy

Big Yellow Tax Cheat

When Trumps Lie

Won’t Get Trumped Again

As (He Does) Time (and) Goes By(e)

Lawyers, Guns and MAGA

We Didn’t Start the Liar

Pence Avenue Sleaze Out

Dylan Medley:

   Mr. Tangerine Man
   Just Like an Asshole
   Tangled Up in Orange
   Simple Twist of Fake

Flabby Toad

   Scum Together

   Dumbthing

   Donald's Orange Hairline

   Oy! Donald

   Pussy Grabber’s Garden

   I (Don’t) Want You (He's So Hated)

   Here Comes The Putz

   Because (He Got Impeached Twice)

The Flabby Toad Medley:

      You’re Always Taking Their Money
      Scum King
      Mean Mr. Bone Spurs
      Polythene Pig
      He Came in Through the Boardroom Window
      Golden Showers
      Carry That Flab
      The End (If We’re Lucky)
      His Travesty

We hope you enjoy listening to this more than we enjoyed making it. It was hard work. Thinking about Rapey McDickface any more than absolutely necessary is risky business, but somebody has to do it.

Your friends at Paying Attention™

1 comment:

  1. Hey now, Ed, I think if I were you
    I think I'd go downtown
    And buy a Mercury or two.

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