Wednesday, May 3, 2023

Sing A Song Of Sedition

Goodbye Orange Sick Toad

May 3, 2023

Don Trump, in his nauseating quest to rule forever over America's Dumocracy,* has once again deluded himself and his brain-free cult, this time about having hit the pop charts with a bullet. This, thanks to Trump’s latest collaboration with the January 6 insurrectionists. Instead of assaulting the Capitol, Trump and friends – all of whom, with the exception of their drear leader, are currently behind bars – are assaulting the nation’s ears.  Prepare yourself for this daring follow-up to his imagined smash hits with the J6 Prison Choir as Trump and “friends” offer up a bevy of cheap and painful remakes of classic hits from yesteryear.

Here are just a few, yet more than enough of the once great songs now forever ruined by Donny & The Insurrectionists:

It’s My Party and They’ll Cry If I Want Them To

Save The Last Dunce For Me

(Your) Money (That’s What I Want)

I Fought the Law (And I Raised $10M From My Suckers)

Everybody Is A (Porn) Star

Grifters, Trumps and Thieves

Take Me to The Golf Course

One Bourbon, One Coke, One Bleach

Fly Like an Ego

Mercy Mercy Me (Fuck The Ecology)

Fired

Won't Explain

(Very Fine People On) Both Sides Now

Hang On Sloopy (Then Hang Mike Pence)

Cheats Don't Fail Me Now

Paint it White

Light My (Stolen Classified Documents On) Fire

I Wanna Hold Your Pussy

Save a few bucks, your ears and your sanity. Instead of buying this insurrection against music, invite a few friends over and have them run their fingernails across a blackboard.

In case you’re in the mood for a real song…

10cc – Rubber Bullets

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*Dumocracy: (n) a system of government once recognized for its attempt at egalitarian rule by the needs and desires of a majority of its citizenry, ultimately turned ignorant and stupid after electing the most criminal, narcissistic, hateful boor to lead the country to a fate worse than death

I. Mangrey reviewing.

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