Broken Cruz

Ted Squawk

May 4, 2023

Insurrectionist/Senator Ted Cruz, whose recently revealed perfect phone calls with Fux idiot Maria Bartiromo exposed Cruz’s complicity in the Trump-incited attempted coup, is desperate to change the subject no matter how absurd the misdirection. As Cruz attempts to weasel his way out what we have now heard with our own ears, he endeavored to change the subject by appearing with Bartiromo to defend sleazebag/tax cheat and anti-ethics maven Clarence Thomas. Thomas, you may recall, was recently found to have been receiving massive gifts from Fascist (nee Ratpublican) Party mega-donor Harlan Crow. Since Supreme Court justices are not legally required to exhibit any sort of ethics, Uncle Thomas has not technically broken any laws, but golly gee, it just don’t seem right what he done.

Cruz told the decimal-pointed-IQ Fux host, “We know what Justice Thomas did wrong. He's been one of the greatest Supreme Court justices ever to serve on the court. He has been a principal constitutionalist, and the left despises him; Democrats hate Justice Thomas, and they have the special degree of hate for him because he's a Black man.” Hating Thomas naturally has nothing to do with his duplicity, his absurdly improper relationship Harlan Crow, the constant cheating on his taxes, his treasonous whack-job of a wife, or the slime-trail of horrendous decisions he has helped shepherd through the Slime Court. Nope, it’s because he’s Black.

The Whinin’ King losing his shit on live TV

Does Ted Cruz think he’s Black? Does he think that’s why everyone hates him?

But Wait, There’s More…

On a later installment of Dumb Fucking Assholes on Fux, Cruz told Bartiromo that Joe Biden was "acting like a terrorist" by not negotiating with debt-ceiling-hostage-taker and mouthpiece for actual Speaker of the House EmptyG, Kevin McQarthy. House Fascist Party members are once again attempting to demolish the ability of the federal government to pay its bills, while protecting the wealth of rich white men and assuring that those in need suffer.

Dim & Dimmer – not a healthy brain cell between them

EmptyG preparing to bite McQarthy’s nose off to show who’s boss

We leave you with this famous quote by Sen. Al Franken…

“Here’s the thing you have to understand about Ted Cruz. I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken Cruz report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled nausea.