Impeachy Keen

Vengeance Is Mine, Sayeth The Turd

September 13, 2023

Mega-MAGAts Marge Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz and others have been threatening to shut down the government if they do not get their way. Marge in particular has been emptying her pie-hole at every opportunity, insisting that revenge be taken for the strikingly valid, dare I say necessary impeachments of disgraced, twice-impeached, quadruple-indicted (so far), failed insurrectionist, Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term president Donald “The Defendant” Trump.

EmptyG, seen here fondling the fake private parts of a cardboard Trump; when

you’re a psycho, they let you do it – grab a cardboard dummiy by the balls

The House Looney Caucus (or the FreeDumb Caucus as they like to call themselves) is now getting their wish. House Squeaker Kevin McQarthy has green-lighted EmptyG and Matt’s wet dream of beginning an “impeachment inquiry” into President Joe Biden. They are hell bent on impeaching Biden because.

Three of the stooges

Whereas Democrats had hours and days of evidence and witnesses, not to mention everyone in the world saw what Boss Trump and his Keystone Coup did to trigger Trump’s record-breaking second impeachment, McQarthy's treacherous cretins have zero evidence, they probably do not have enough votes to do anything. As Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) put it, “It would just be like a big circle jerk on the fringe right.”

Fetterman added, “Go ahead. Do it, I dare you. If you can find the votes, go ahead, because you’re going to lose. It’s a loser.”

Fetterman, seen here learning that the fake impeachment inquiry is a go:
“Oh my God really? Oh my gosh, you know, oh it's devastating.
OOOoOoOOoOoOOOOh don't do it, please don't do it. Oh no, oh no!”

They say they need to see his tax returns. Now, I may be mistaken, but at this particular moment in history, it matters not-at-all whether I am or not, but I do believe Biden’s taxes are currently, and will be for the next decade or so, under audit by the IRS, or the NFL, or possibly extraterrestrials and are therefore untouchable.

So, the Fascist Party wet-dreamers can just clean up their premature procedural emissions and shut the fuck up.

I. Mangrey reporting.