Thought For The Day - Donny Get Your Gun

Cloudy With A Chance Of Shootings*

September 27, 2023

Disgraced, twice-impeached, four-time-indicted (so far), failed insurrection leader and Fifth-Amendment-dependent rape-y ex-one-term-president Donald Jezebel Trump took time out of his campaign/being a defendant schedule to stop at a South Carolina gun shop. He apparently purchased (if he didn’t pay cash the shop owner will be sorry) a Glock handgun – with Trump’s dislikeness on it, presumably to either shoot up a judge, prosecutor, entire courtroom or perhaps an elementary school in some lucky town.

Careful where you point that thing, you might miss

Deranged mega-supporter/groupie and Georgia congressmoron EmptyG was seen at the completely untrained, self-control-less and violent, proud new gun owner’s side smiling like someone who was just lobotomized, and clearly wanting to grab her lard and master by the pussy.

And, how would Donald even operate such a weapon? He needs both of his tiny hands to operate a glass of water.

It remains unclear whether he actually made the purchase, or more likely just said the first two (somewhat mutually exclusive in the order he said them) things that came to him.

“I’m going to buy one. I want to buy one,” said the perpetual liar.

A Trump spokesmaggot originally confirmed the purchase, but the Trump campaign unsurprisingly backtracked, saying he actually did not buy the gun. Probably time for another search warrant (better check his toilets) because…

What’s Another Felony Between Friends

According to the ATF, “Federal law prohibits the shipment, transportation, or receipt of firearms or ammunition by any person who is under indictment for a crime punishable by a term of imprisonment exceeding one year.”

Meanwhile, thanks to the Inciter-in-chief, threats of violence are spiking as Trump’s cases proceed and his violent, threat-laden rhetoric continues unabated.

In April of this year, before federal prosecutors indicted Trump, one survey showed that 4.5 percent of American adults agreed that the use of force was “justified to restore Donald Trump to the presidency.” That figure jumped to 7 percent after his first federal indictment. Who knows what it is at this point.

It’s a wonderful life.

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*Possibly in the middle of Fifth Avenue.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.

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