Fun Fact For The Day

STFU Scotty

November 19, 2023

While Donald Jack-In-The Trump was whining about how the Justice Department, in going after him for just a small fraction of the crimes he has committed, “released the genie out of the box,” (actual stupid quote, though probably not as bad as Pandora's Bottle) nearly invisible Black cracker Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC) dropped out of the Fascist/Trump Party primary that no one knew he was in.

Scott said that the voters had clearly said, “Not now.” One voter we spoke with said that Scott “did not quite read our lips right. What we were saying wasn’t ‘not now.’ It was not ever, dude. Have you looked in the mirror? Have you not figured out what this party is about? Get the fuck out of here. We do not like your tone – and we don’t mean your voice. Get it?”

Tim Scott – seen here trying to strangle himself
but not knowing exactly who or where he is

Not only that, but according to the anti-choice, anti-LGBTQ+ knucklehead from the Insurrection State, it seems that God told him to run, but not to win. And remember, this primary was always to see who could get the farthest up Trump’s ass to be his ruining mage. Guess the Lord has a great sense of humor. Sort of.

Speaking of the Big Guy, shortly before becoming temporary Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson (who also believes his position, and presumably his raging idiocy, was divinely ordained) referred to American culture as “dark and depraved” and that “America deserves wrath.”

If you see Tim Scott on the road, kill him…oops, my bad, I take that back, that’s the Buddha.

Was that not in fact fun?

This has been your Paying Attention™ Fun Fact For The Day.