The Defendant Family Bites Bigly

November 7, 2023

Our entertainment department is on a roll. Hot on the heels of the new documentary on Speaker of the Rich Mike Johnson, Fetal Attraction, they’re at it again. Cranking out stellar must-see movies just for you. This time the inspiration came from the courtroom follies currently afoot in the New York financial fraud trial against the Trump Organization.

This fraud-soaked operation has already been found guilty by a judge. Why no jury trial, you ask. Because Trump’s cracked attorney Alina Habba forgot to file the paperwork to get a jury trial, that’s why. Not, as Trump has repeatedly whined, because he is being denied his right to a jury trial. It’s hard to get good help these days when you have a well-deserved reputation for not paying your help.

So, in honor of Donald Trump’s brilliant Take-Your-Children-To-Court week, we bring you

Trump and his addled children…I mean, adult children…okay, it’s both

It seems the upper echelon of the Trump Crime Family is a bit put off by being caught criming and now being held to account. In public.

Big Daddy Trump went on his failing fake-X/Twitter platform to once again lash out at truth, justice, the American way and New York state judge Arthur Engoron. Trump family kingpin-head digitally whined, “Leave my children alone, Engoron. You are a  disgrace to the legal profession!” The world’s blackest pot going after the kettle.

Naturally, Trump’s stupidity is misdirected. Judge Engoron has nothing to do with Trump’s “children” testifying. They (and he) were subpoenaed to testify by the state’s Attorney General Letitia James because they are all co-defendants. And criminals.

Trump issues fake fightin’ words: Leave my children alone, Engoron

It’s hard to tell – is he pretending to fight or dance?

Daddy did not show up to support his children as they testified. This will make it easier on him when he throws them all under the golf cart.

I. Mangrey reporting. Are you not entertained?