October
31, 2018
You have probably long forgotten part one of Poe To The People, written last winter, held over in order to have something to contribute
during the quiet times that never came, and finally squeezed in early this past May. Part two was planned to be
published the very next day, but Prezident Tazmanian Devil has been on a
perpetual terror spree since then, and I could not tear myself away from
Kiluea-like ooze of the Chrump onslaught.
I thought Halloween might be a good time to cut it loose. Boo.
If you have not yet yanked your hair, your eyes or your
brains from your head after digesting whatever the latest Poe-esque shenanigans
perpetrated by our pornstar-plooking-prezident, settle in for part two of
Paying Attention’s homage to the inimitable Edgar Alan Poe, where we continue
to weave the current horror story of Life With Chrump into the fabric of some
of Poe’s most popular tales of tribulation.
Poe ponders a threesome
The
Tell-Tale “Hair”
True! – nervous – very, very dreadfully nervous I had
been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? The presence of this
ne’er-do-well had sharpened my senses – not destroyed – not dulled them. Above
all was the sense of seeing acute. I saw all things in the heaven and in the
earth. I saw many things in hell. How, then, am I mad? Hearken! and observe how
healthily – how calmly I can tell you the whole story. But more than anything,
I saw the “hair.”
It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my
brain; but once conceived, it haunted me day and night. Object there was none.
Passion there was none. I despised the old orange man. He had done naught but
wrong everyone who had ever had the particular displeasure of being in his
presence. For his golden commode, I had no desire. I think it was his “hair”!
Yes, it was this bizarre construction atop his head! He had the tresses of an
unnamable thing – a pale orange mass of withered straw, with a film of epoxy
over it. Whenever it fell within my sight, my blood ran cold and the contents
of my gut raced to my lips; and so by degrees – at first very gradually – I
made up my mind to take the life of the old man, and thus rid myself of the
“hair” forever.
Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Madmen know
nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely I
proceeded – with what caution – with what foresight – with what dissimulation I
went to work! I was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week
before I killed him. Even complimenting him on the perspicacity of the edifice
that was his “hair”, the “hair” that drove me near to madness.
The
Putz and The Pendulum
I WAS sick – sick unto death with that long agony; and
when at length I fully realized what had occurred, and I was permitted to sit,
I felt that my senses were leaving me. The sentence – the dread sentence of a
president called Chrump – was the last of distinct accentuation, which reached
my eyes and ears. After that, the sound of the whiny elderly child seemed
merged in one nightmarish indeterminate moan. It conveyed to my soul the idea
of revolution -- perhaps from its association in fancy with the burr of a mill
wheel. This only for a brief period; for presently I heard and saw no more.
Yet, for a while, I saw; but with how terrible an exaggeration! I saw the lips
of the black-robed judges. They appeared to me white -- whiter than the screen
upon which I tap these words, whiter than Mike Pence -- and blimp-like even to
grotesqueness; blobular with the intensity of their expression of nothingness
-- of utter lack of direction -- of stern contempt of human nature. I saw that
the decrees of what to me was Hate, were still issuing from those sphincter-like
lips. I saw them writhe with a deadly locution. I saw them fashion the misshapen,
misspoken syllables of my name; and I shuddered because no sound succeeded.
And then my vision fell upon the ridiculous hair from
the last story. At first he wore the aspect of bigotry, and seemed white and nationalist
angels who would skewer me; and then, all at once, there came a most deadly
nausea over my spirit, and I felt every fibre in my frame sag as if I had
touched the nose of a rabid rat, while the hateful forms became meaningless
spectres, with heads of flame, and I saw that from them there would be no help.
And then there stole into my fancy, like a rich musical note, the thought of
what sweet rest there must be in the grave. The thought came gently and
stealthily, and it seemed long before it attained full appreciation; but just
as my spirit came at length properly to feel and entertain it, the vision of an
election surrounded my very soul. Then silence, and stillness, a reason to go
on with life steeled my being…for now.
I hope this helps you make it through the darkest times
most of us have seen in our lifetimes. Especially
for those who have neither recollection of, nor the slightest inkling about the
rise of Nazi Germany or the Holocaust. Apparently,
were you among these, you would not be alone.
Forty-one percent of Americans do not know what Auschwitz was. That number rises to 66% for those in the 18-34
age group – and many people are saying that Auschwitz was worse than Chrump. All I can say is, never again.
In case you think these nauseating numbers might be
excused because the whole Auschwitz thing happened hundreds of years ago, or
whatever, prepare to be equally impressed with polling on more current
events. Fifty-nine percent of Americans are
unaware that Robert Mueller’s probe into Russian interference in the 2016
presidential election has uncovered actual crimes, and indicted almost two
dozen individuals, along with several guilty pleas. Fifty-three percent “think” that Mueller’s investigation
is politically motivated. So, not so
much never again as, why not now? These
polls have a margin of error of plus or minus we are so very fucked.
Now we see the inspiration that is Chrump letting, no
impelling loose the dogs of hate. The maniacal
Chrump-loving pipe bomber, the anti-Semitic murderer in Pittsburgh, all of whom
feel emboldened by the hate spewing Colluder-in-chief – the unfeeling, soulless
wraith that haunts our White House. The creep
whose first words (that were actually his own) after the synagogue killing
spree was, "This is a dispute that will always exist, I suspect, but if
they had some kind of a protection inside the temple, maybe it could have been
a very much different situation. They didn't." To paraphrase that great bigot Trent Lott, if
all Jews had just been carrying guns everywhere they went, then we wouldn't
have had all these problems over the years. Who wouldn't love to be shouting
"Shoot 'em up Jewboy" every now and again?
Ed Venture
Managing Editor, Paying Attention
Managing Editor, Paying Attention
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