Love at First Slight
October 2, 2018
Der Furor took a break from disrespecting Christine Blasey
Ford – and women in general – and singing the praises of fellow credibly-accused
habitual sex offender – and offender in general – Brett Kavanaugh, to hit the
campaign trail and wax disconcerting about his new crush. Referring to his name-calling phase with Kim
Jong Un, Chrump told a West Virginia rally, “And, you know, when I did it, and
I was really being tough, and so was he. And we were going back and forth, and
then we fell in love, OK. No, really. He wrote me beautiful letters, and
they're great letters. And then we fell in love.” (actual quote) Ivanka must be jealous as hell. Putin always knew there was nothing real
between him and his Donald, and was only using Chrump for his stupidity anyway.
And to think, we always called Kim the loopy one.
Meanwhile, never the one to commit to a relationship, Chump
talked about another alleged suitor – China.
The Dipshit-in-chief told a reporter, “If you look at Mr. Pillsbury, the
leading authority on China,” (Pillsbury is no such thing) He was saying China
has total respect for Donald Trump and Donald Trump’s very, very large, uh-brain.”
The video evidence – hold on to
your…whatever
This has been your Paying Attention Thought For The Day.
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