A Serious Joke

Sean Hannity, Information Twister 

March 18, 2020

Would you buy a used president from this man?

The demented warthog of a man above spent several weeks squealing about how the Novel Coronavirus was nothing more than a hoax.  Sean Hannity is Chrump’s lead propagandist and the two reportedly have nightly (presumably perfect) phone conversations.  These calls are prime time for Hannity to tell Chrump what he is supposed to think; Chrump sleeps on it for few minutes, hops on his toilet, and tweets it out before flushing 15 times. 

Both of these buffoons incessantly insisted the newest virus was nothing more than another attempt to disrupt the incomprehensibly astounding super-presidency of the now IMPEACHED Donald Jalopy Chrump.  All of this mindless misinformation will very possibly be responsible for hundreds if not thousands of needlessly dead Americans – many of whom trusted these two sociopathic liars and depended on them for all their “information.”

On March 9^th Hannity told his radio audience that the COVID-19 virus pandemic was a “fraud” perpetrated by the deep state to spread panic, manipulate the economy and suppress dissent.  Apparently, the dissent Sean the Clown feared was a bunch of science and medical experts warning the public that a virulent virus – not entirely more toxic than Hannity – was about to bring a microscopic hammer down if appropriate measures were not taken.

Sean Clownity sans make-up

Four days later Hannity almost broke his barely existent neck with a head-spinning one-eighty.  He suddenly found himself with no choice but to pivot after his boy Don was forced to declare a national emergency over what Don has also spent several weeks calling a hoax.  Hannity wasted no time acting serious, telling his elderly, mentally ailing viewers, particularly his number-one elderly, mentally ailing viewer Chrump (and one imagines, a mirror) that unfortunately, people had previously been feeding them bad information.

Was he trying to get us killed?

Here is the new tune Chrump’s primary source of “news” and ideas suddenly found himself singing, “Make no mistake. In serious situations, truth matters. Facts matter. And, unfortunately, there’s been way too much politicizing of this, too much – well, untruths being told and actually, even some actually weaponizing what is a global pandemic. That all needs to stop. I hope it will.”  Yes, we all do.  Especially since the most damaging and consistent purveyor of steaming piles of bullshit, other than Hannity, was his phone-pal Donald Chrump.  Both of them should STFU.

Social and all other forms of distancing from Hannity and Chrump are a must.

I. Mangrey rebuking.