Build this wall. I bet Mexico would pay for it. I know I would.
Isn’t it beautiful? It’s almost perfect.
Isn’t it beautiful? It’s almost perfect.
A Perfect Fool
March 17, 2020
Forget for a moment (it may of course last but a moment) that Donald Chrump is pretending to be
presidential now that he has been compelled to admit, at least in public, that
the Novel Coronavirus is not the fake news hoax he was pedaling for so
long. He almost seems so sincere. Chrump is no less the
Disaster-in-chief he has been since delivering his “American Carnage” inaugural
address in front of the smallest inaugural crowd in memory. He remains IMPEACHED. He remains the worst president, with the
worst words and the worst people. The casualties
of the Chrump presidency are too many to count.
So I will pick just one…for now.
Another casualty in the War on Reality, the raison d'être of the Chrump presidency if not the very existence of Donald Jurassic
Chrump, is the word ‘perfect.’ He had a
“perfect phone call,” which by most accounts by non-deranged observers was
horrifying if not downright illegal. The
transcript of that “perfect phone call,” which we have all been repeatedly
admonished to read, and which has never actually seen the light of day, being
rather hidden in a secure undisclosed location, was also “perfect.”
Now our perfectly IMPEACHED* president is insisting that his
response to the COVID-19 virus pandemic was “perfect.” It is clear Chrump does not know the meaning
of the word perfect, as is the case with so many of the words that come
staggering out of the gaping hole beneath his orange-dyed nose. We know the word has no meaning to America’s
chief narcissist because he said this: “The tests are all perfect, like the
letter was perfect, the transcription was perfect, right? This was not as
perfect as that, but pretty good.” “Not
as perfect as that?” So it was only partially perfect? I think there are words for that, but ‘perfect' is surely not one of them.
Thanks to Chrump, many other words have already been
horribly mangled and/or abused, if not rendered moot for all time: brain,
genius, wall, swamp, hair, Article 2, hoax, president, and of course – America.
He “thinks” he has the best
words
This has been your Paying Attention Perfect Thought For The
Day.
You're welcome.
What is your thought for the day? Is it perfect? Doesn’t matter.
*Unfortunately,
this is not entirely true; if the impeachment was perfect, Chrump would have
been convicted and removed from office.
However, it was not the fault of the impeachment, it was obviously the
gutless Republicant’s, refusing to hear witnesses that would have turned public
opinion against Mr. Perfect-Phone-Call, preferring to protect their jobs rather
than our democracy and for a number of us, perhaps our lives.
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