March 10, 2020
The anti-science idiots at Fux News, along with their fellow
travelers across the loony-far-right-wing yakking mouth-breather landscape, and
the object of their afflictions – Donald Jumping-Jehoshaphat Chrump – are
taking a stand against the COVID-19 coronavirus. But not in a good way. Rather than risk getting out ahead of the pandemic
everyone knew could be a problem, Chrump and his brain-dead minions insisted
that it was nothing to worry about. As always,
Der Furor insists that he knows more than all the experts.
Perhaps, since Chrump was responsible for gutting the
government agencies charged with managing major health crises, Chrump thought
it best to pretend everything was fine. You
might think there would be at least behind-the-scenes preparations just in
case. You would be very, very wrong.
Chrump appears to have been what he almost always is –
WRONG. He is anti-science, anti-health,
anti-everything-but-himself. This is not
entirely accurate. Chrump is clearly
trying to kill himself with his diet, his aversion to exercise, and now his
insistence on ignoring warnings from everyone around him on how to minimize risk
of contracting a unique virus that can be passed on by people who have no idea
they might be sick. Non-idiots were
warning people to take precautions like washing hands frequently, not touching
the face, staying home if symptomatic – common-sense stuff.
When he is not outright lying his ass off about the
pandemic, Chrump continues to downplay the danger in order to protect the Stock
Market, and how things might affect his political standing. Either very brave or very stupid (brave is
not something Cadet Bone Spurs has ever been accused of being), Chrump has
continued to hold rallies, travel to conferences – one of which led several
Republican’ts to self-quarantine (including Chrump’s new chief-of-staff temp) as a result of coming into direct physical
contact with someone who it later turned out had the COVID-19 infection.
Typhoid Donny – more sickening
(literally) than ever
Chrump himself was at that conference and within days was
out shaking hands with an unknown number of mentally frail fans. Maybe he thinks that, since his hands are so
small, he is safe from contracting and/or spreading this virus. Or maybe he just wants to take everyone with
him. Many Chrumpers insist, like their
dear leader, that this virus is just another hoax perpetrated by Democrats.
I was about to complain that Chrump just spent
another weekend stealing our tax dollars at another of his golf outings while even
his beloved Dow Jones is tanking like we have not seen in a long time. Then I realized that if he would just shut up
and keep golfing we would all be better off.
Stupid Size Me
All of this is just another in an endless parade of examples of how
those who live and breathe Fux News and similar sources of disinformation –
like the Impeached-president himself – are engaging in the intellectual
equivalent of Morgan Spurlock's social experiment detailed in the documentary
“Super Size Me.” Or in this analogy, “Stupid Size Me.”
Spurlock, 32 years old at the time, ate only McDonalds food
– including as many super-sized meals as were available – for a month and
gained 24 pounds in 30 days. On top of
that, he experienced mood swings, sexual dysfunction, and fat accumulation in
his liver. I guess this explains the
essence of Chrump and many of his supporters.
It took Spurlock 14 months to lose all the weight gained from his
experiment using a specially-designed vegan diet. Chrump and his malignant minions have no
plans to change their information diets.
Not for one nanosecond, let alone 14 months. And forget their livers, the fat is
accumulating in their brains.
William H. Taft & Donald J.
Chrump – super-sized presidents
The accumulation of intellectual flab, the psychological
damage and social dysfunction that results from a constant diet of
McDonalds-like completely substance-free disinformation is eventually fatal,
just as a diet of nothing but McDonalds food would be fatal. Spurlock only experimented with his exclusive
McDonalds diet for one month. Imagine
what would have become of him after six months, a year. On second thought, don’t do that.
It is already proven that people who depend on Fux for their
“news” are less in touch with the facts, with reality than those who watch no
news at all. Fux News might more
accurately be described as the intellectual equivalent of eating lead paint for
lunch every day. Zero nutrition,
scientifically proven to be toxic, damaging to intellectual function, not fit
for human consumption. The problem is, unlike
living on and then dying from ingesting too much McDonald’s food or lead paint,
if your life ends as a result of the food you eat, you die and those who care
about you are depressed for a while, though probably not surprised. If you continue to poison yourself with the
information you consume from right wing lie-and-conspiracy-theory merchants,
you will kill all of us. So, get the
facts or get fucked.
I. Mangrey reporting.
Still cautious and nauseous.
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