Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Why Is President Death On My TV Every Damn Day?

Isn’t This Virus Pandemic Bad Enough Without This Asshole Yammering Nonsense All The Time?

Pence preparing his next lie, Dr. Fauci trying desperately to keep his hands
from wrapping around Chrump’s neck during a space task force briefing

March 31, 2020  

It is time that President Death stop blaming the Democrats, the “fake news media” and Hillary Clinton’s emails for perpetrating the coronavirus hoax (which he had been told over and over was a serious threat that demanded immediate action).  No one is under any illusion that Chrump will take responsibility, he has mad that perfectly clear.  Maybe he could compromise and just shut the fuck up.  
Certainly, the major networks should simply stop showing his fake-medicine show/public masturbation sessions live every single damn day.  They could just broadcast the other presenters – those, like Dr. Anthony Fauci – who actually provide important, factual information. 
We have had quite enough of Chrump accusing New York’s front-line doctors of selling protective masks “out the back door” of hospitals, lying about how many “beautiful” tests are available for “anyone who needs one” and pedaling unproven “cures” that have already killed people.
Would you buy a used protective mask from this man?

It is surprising that the big televangelists have not seen the light and placed the blame where it belongs.  It is clear that God is punishing the United States for allowing Chrump to occupy the sacred White House that Jesus built.  It’s almost like they just make this shit up to rile up their congregations in order to perpetuate many of the things Jesus fought against – hating thy neighbor, greed and that sort of thing.
High-profile televangelists – all of whom seem to love alleged serial rapist and proven adulterer and self-proclaimed grabber of women’s private parts just slightly less than they claim to love Jesus – were so quick to blame various natural disasters on gay people or lack of prayer in school or whatever cockamamie reasons they like to give for hurricanes and the like. 
Jerry Falwell, Jr. plied his bullshit on Fux and Friends recently, after taking heavy flak for reopening his Liberty University.  Son of Falwell told the Friends, “It’s just strange to me how so many are over-reacting…impeachment didn’t work, and the Mueller Report didn’t work, and Article 25 didn’t work, and so maybe now this is their next attempt to get Trump.”  Since being forced back to campus by Falwell, and despite the pretense of proper social distancing, nearly a dozen (so far) Liberty students have fallen ill with symptoms that suggest COVID-19 infection.  Only time will tell how much God loves Falwell and his institution.  Falwell will no doubt cover any and all medical expenses for those stricken under his watch.
This time it is crystal clear that God hates America because of Donald Chrump…or maybe we have the most cases of COVID-19 because President Death was busy playing with himself for almost two months, ignoring all expert advice and telling all of us that the virus would magically disappear very quickly with only 15 people ever getting sick and that number quickly going to zero. 
A good start
Consider signing this MoveOn petition to all major news outlets to stop airing Chrump’s BS daily poop rallies: Ending live daily coverage of Trump’s COVID-19 briefings

I. Mangrey reporting…from more than six feet away…with clean (and very large) hands.                                                                                                 
                                                                                     

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