My Big, Beautiful, Very Strong And Powerful New Idea

Citizenship For Dummies...Literally

January 17, 2021

First Course

The tragic terrorist attack of September 11, 2001 may have claimed more lives and been more shocking to America, but the horrific domestic terrorist attack on January 6, 2021 likely did more damage to democracy and the American psyche. 9/11 had the effect of bringing the country together, at least to some degree. Severely unpopular president George W. Bush saw his positive numbers go through the roof. Donald Trump’s incitement of far-right extremists he helped radicalize to attack the Capitol, if not purposely so (hint: it was), was above all else successful at dividing the country as little else ever has. As an occurrence unto itself, the terrorist incursion into the Capitol Building may have been an utterly shocking event, but as a culminating, defining moment in the Trump Era, it was more of an expectation. Much more a question of when than if.

My Big, Beautiful, Very Strong And Powerful New Idea

As part of what will hopefully be the crushingly harsh punishment for their treasonous act of seizing the Capitol Building for the purpose of interfering with the Constitutional duties of Congress, perhaps intending to include kidnapping and murder, each and every one of these treacherous cretins should have their citizenship revoked until such time as they can pass the same test taken by immigrants wishing to acquire American citizenship. Normally, terrorists should not be allowed to ever become American citizens, but since these separatist shitheads are domestic terrorists who, according the United States Constitution, are citizens by birth (one assumes; haven't seen any birth certificates yet), we can cut them some slack.

If you recognize any of these terrorists, 1) what kind of scum do you 
hang around with, and 2) please notify authorities of their identities

Since many of these white-privileged extremists will have plenty of free time on their hands – assuming they can read, which I am not prepared to do – they will have every advantage to study American civics, the Constitution, American history and whatever else is necessary to pass a citizenship test.

I include among these treasonous parasites (one wonders how many of them are living off the largess of the federal government – we know the self-proclaimed Q shaman lives with his mother and worships Trump; no need to wonder about the endless assistance they receive from their white privilege), all the on and off duty police, all those members of Congress and their staff who aided and abetted this seditious shitshow, and particularly their Terrorist-in-chief.

Citizenship Pre-Test For Seditionists:

Question #1: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Question #2: What are you going to do about it? 

Maybe once these racist rubes learn what this country is, what it was, and what it is meant to be about, and perhaps become acquainted with the actual Constitution as opposed to the one they made up in their fevered heads, they will reconsider their need to destroy the very democracy they think they are trying to defend. After that, since obviously none of them are Jews, Muslims or any other non-Jesus-centric belief system, maybe they can take some time and learn what Jesus taught. Maybe they should also learn something about the religion that Jesus and all his apostles practiced throughout their lives.

That is all I have to say about that. For now.

I. Mangrey at your service.