Eyes Tightly Shut, Jaw Clenched, Fingers Crossed, Breath Held
January 19, 2021
Disgraced TWICE-IMPEACHED Fake president
Donald Trump is hoping, as soon as he has finished selling
off pardons to
his fellow scumbags, to have a huge crowd on hand to send him off to prison
retirement. Will he be paying these people out of his porn-star-hush-slush fund
or with tax-payer dollars? Like disgraced on-the-verge-of-impeachment-quitter
Richard Nixon before him, Trump will remain delusional to the end.
Der Furor wanted a big military-style sendoff
as he slithers away from the worst presidency in American history, one that
ended with him trying to get his minions to take over the Capitol in order to
stop the final, formal certification of his successor’s landslide victory. The
Pentagon, despite being recently stocked with Trump’s hand-picked monkeys – one
of whom recently held an incoherent press
conference, the only salient moment
of which was when he said, “I cannot wait to leave this job, believe me” – declined
to participate in
any way with Trump’s final public exhibition of self-pleasuring.
Nixon famously spent his final days drinking
himself into a stupor and conversing with portraits of former presidents in the
West Wing. Trump claims not to drink or do any drugs (many first-hand witness
accounts to the contrary), but by most accounts he has been fuming, raging,
ranting and generally losing what little mind he had in his possession as the
loss of protection from justice bestowed upon him by the cynical and criminally
complicit Republican’t Party loom ever larger.
I. Mangrey holding on for dear life. So little time, so much
fear and loathing.
Bonus Bit:
I hope this is running through the corroded canyons of Trump's febrile mind...
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