Saturday, January 16, 2021

Four More Days! Four More Days!

He Acted So Nice They IMPEACHED His Ass TWICE

January 16, 2021

Ten days ago, imminently-ex-president donald trump, braved the elements for several minutes in order to incite his mentally unstable, woefully ignorant and uncompromisingly racist (and of course anti-Semitic) faithful followers of insane conspiracy theories and a deranged president to descend on the Capitol Building like a plague of giant white locusts on PCP. Something tells me these militias are not particularly well-regulated.

Fearless Leader told the gullible, enraged throng to “fight” and that, “I’ll be right there with you,” which of course was complete bullshit as he immediately sought shelter (probably those damn bone spurs acting up again) and television so he could watch his American carnage in safety.

We need to fix this totally legitimate election. I’ll be right there 
with you, and Mexico will pay for your legal fees.

Before he hid, he planted the idea that Mike Pence was to blame for not doing the right thing. Trump let the psychotic mob know that Pence refused to renege on his oath to the Constitution, and somehow overturn the legitimate electoral victory of Joe Biden. Unsurprisingly no one, especially Trump, knows how that could even have been done. But once Trump gets an idea – no matter how blatantly absurd – stuck in the black hole between his ears, it can never be removed or changed in any way for any reason.  Mindlessly following the wishes of their demented leader, these crazed freaks were literally hoping to hang Pence – and who knows how many others. The very fine person wearing the stupid-fucking-furry-hat-with-horns, who pathetically believed himself a shaman, screamed at police, “We were invited here! We were invited here by the president of the United States.”

One or more of them had built a gallows, complete with noose, and one or more of this quasi-military operation was equipped with plastic handcuffs. And with the help of a newly elected QAnon member of Congress among other insiders who provided directions to specific offices, hoped to track down Nancy Pelosi, James Clyburn and an unknown number of elected officials on whom they intended to inflict mayhem and perhaps murder.

Make no mistake. Trump planted the seeds in 2016. He constantly watered the Tree of Tyranny, which grew into a Tree of Terror. He sent his mob to take over the Capitol, hold Congress hostage, and perhaps kill Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi for kicks so that there could be no final counting of the Electoral College votes, cementing his huuuuge defeat, sending him packing and on the road to justice, a word with which he is not the least familiar. He did this. Under the ever watchful eye of Mitch McConnell and the entire Republican’t Party.

Once the proud boys and girls had been removed from the Capitol after their mayhem had concluded and those authorities who were not busy aiding and abetting the insurrection, they showed their true colors. These brave patriots asshole lunatics and their equally brave enablers/co-conspirators over at Fux News whined about being mistreated. Even better, many of them insisted that the seditious siege had been the work of Antifa – the new bogey-man/scapegoat of the radical right. They tried to shift the blame despite the fact that after the damage to the Capital and our democracy had been done, trump told his troops, “Go home. We love you. You’re very special.”

Fortunately, these traitors are being tracked down one by one – in Florida, Hawai’i, Arkansas, and brought to justice. All, of course, except those whose day jobs are those of Fux News “personalities”, members of Congress, Vice President or the – for lack of a better word – mastermind, donald trump. Despite the cornucopia of video evidence over several months, it took another IMPEACHMENT to attempt to bring Trump to justice. Which of course was summarily ignored by Mitch McConnell, leaving it to others to force trump to pay for other of his many crimes.

I see dead people voting

Despite Trump having a sick sense – he sees dead people voting – he will not prevail either at the ballot box or the Electoral College, not in the courts, not anywhere. Despite asking Georgia Secretary of State (and long-time, inveterate disenfranchiser of black voters) to find 11,780 votes (from dead people?) Trump did not win Georgia. He begged his fellow racist and Trump supporter, “All I need is 11,000 votes. Give me a break.” Maybe Trump should have asked the Georgia voters to give him those votes. Oh wait, he did. And they didn’t.

Four more days! Four more days!

Meanwhile, Fucking Mitch McConnell has hinted that he might not be opposed to Trump’s IMPEACHMENT because it would help “purge Trump from the R**** Party.” Really? Now? Now that his deadly, seditious four years are up? Do you mind if I say “Fuck You Mitch!?” Fuck You Mitch! Regardless, I fervently hope that Trump will leave office with something he never had while in office – conviction. Maybe two. At long last, after more than 28 dog years, we can finally have some degree of confidence that we are witnessing Trump's final days. Unfortunately, this phrase must be qualified by the words "in office."

Enjoy your retirement Don.

I also hear Elba is nice this time of year.

I. Mangrey. I regret that I have but two hands to give the finger for my country.
                                   

                                                                                         

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