He Acted So Nice They IMPEACHED His Ass TWICE
January 16, 2021
Ten days ago, imminently-ex-president donald trump, braved the elements for several minutes in order to incite his mentally unstable, woefully ignorant and uncompromisingly racist (and of course anti-Semitic) faithful followers of insane conspiracy theories and a deranged president to descend on the Capitol Building like a plague of giant white locusts on PCP. Something tells me these militias are not particularly well-regulated.
Fearless Leader told the gullible, enraged throng to “fight”
and that, “I’ll be right there with you,” which of course was complete bullshit
as he immediately sought shelter (probably those damn bone spurs acting up again)
and television so he could watch his American carnage in safety.
Before he hid, he
planted the idea that Mike Pence was to blame for not doing the right thing. Trump
let the psychotic mob know that Pence refused to renege on his oath to the
Constitution, and somehow overturn the legitimate electoral victory of Joe
Biden. Unsurprisingly no one, especially Trump, knows how that could even have
been done. But once Trump gets an idea – no matter how blatantly absurd – stuck
in the black hole between his ears, it can never be removed or changed in any
way for any reason. Mindlessly following
the wishes of their demented leader, these crazed freaks were literally hoping
to hang Pence – and who knows how many others. The very fine person wearing the
stupid-fucking-furry-hat-with-horns, who pathetically believed himself a
shaman, screamed at police, “We were invited here! We were invited here by the
president of the United States.”
One or more of them
had built a gallows, complete with noose, and one or more of this
quasi-military operation was equipped with plastic handcuffs. And with the help
of a newly elected QAnon member of Congress among other insiders who provided
directions to specific offices, hoped to track down Nancy Pelosi, James Clyburn
and an unknown number of elected officials on whom they intended to inflict
mayhem and perhaps murder.
Make no mistake.
Trump planted the seeds in 2016. He constantly watered the Tree of Tyranny,
which grew into a Tree of Terror. He sent his mob to take over the Capitol,
hold Congress hostage, and perhaps kill Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi for kicks
so that there could be no final counting of the Electoral College votes,
cementing his huuuuge defeat, sending him packing and on the road to justice, a
word with which he is not the least familiar. He did this. Under the ever
watchful eye of Mitch McConnell and the entire Republican’t Party.
Once the proud boys
and girls had been removed from the Capitol after their mayhem had concluded
and those authorities who were not busy aiding and abetting the insurrection,
they showed their true colors. These brave patriots asshole lunatics and
their equally brave enablers/co-conspirators over at Fux News whined about
being mistreated. Even better, many of them insisted that the seditious siege
had been the work of Antifa – the new bogey-man/scapegoat of the radical right.
They tried to shift the blame despite the fact that after the damage to the
Capital and our democracy had been done, trump told his troops, “Go home. We
love you. You’re very special.”
Fortunately, these
traitors are being tracked down one by one – in Florida, Hawai’i, Arkansas, and
brought to justice. All, of course, except those whose day jobs are those of
Fux News “personalities”, members of Congress, Vice President or the – for lack
of a better word – mastermind, donald trump. Despite the cornucopia of video
evidence over several months, it took another IMPEACHMENT to attempt to bring Trump to justice. Which of course was
summarily ignored by Mitch McConnell, leaving it to others to force trump to
pay for other of his many crimes.
Despite Trump having
a sick sense – he sees dead people voting – he will not prevail either at the
ballot box or the Electoral College, not in the courts, not anywhere. Despite
asking Georgia Secretary of State (and long-time, inveterate disenfranchiser of
black voters) to find 11,780 votes (from dead people?) Trump did not win
Georgia. He begged his fellow racist and Trump supporter, “All I need is 11,000
votes. Give me a break.” Maybe Trump should have asked the Georgia voters to
give him those votes. Oh wait, he did. And they didn’t.
Meanwhile, Fucking
Mitch McConnell has hinted that he might not be opposed to Trump’s IMPEACHMENT
because it would help “purge Trump from the R**** Party.” Really? Now? Now that
his deadly, seditious four years are up? Do you mind if I say “Fuck You Mitch!?”
Fuck You Mitch! Regardless, I fervently hope that Trump will leave office with
something he never had while in office – conviction. Maybe two. At long last,
after more than 28 dog years, we can finally have some degree of confidence
that we are witnessing Trump's final days. Unfortunately, this phrase must be
qualified by the words "in office."
I. Mangrey. I regret that I have but two hands to give the
finger for my country.
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