Saturday, January 9, 2021

Thought For The Day

It’s Not Like It’s Brain Surgery

January 9, 2021

Rumor has it that Dr. Ben "The Pyramids Were Used To Store Grain" Carson will be called out of retirement to attempt a very delicate surgery - separating Mike Pence's lips from Donald Chrump's ass. Carson made a name for himself as a grain surgeon…I mean brain surgeon, separating conjoined twins. He turned that name to Mud when he entered the political arena and spoke in public, making many people wonder how someone who seemed so incredibly idiotic was able to tie his own shoes, let alone perform delicate surgery.


Kim Jong Un must be jealous

Pence had a chance to extricate his lips from Chrump’s ass; all he had to do was invoke the 25th Amendment and enlist the cabinet to sign on, but alas the attachment proved too strong. Carson may be an idiot, but he apparently knows his way around scalpels and assholes. In any event, this operation should be a piece of shit…I mean, cake.

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