Wednesday, March 2, 2022

Broken News

A Momentary (Fake) Lapse Of Treason

March 2, 2022

This amused and abused me:

Tmurp’s fake attorney general, Bill Barr gaslighting for his boss

As if that tiny-handed, metastasized, malignant melanoma on America’s body politic ever had a grip on anything other than crime, racism and his own reportedly mushroom-shaped, also tiny pecker.

Barr has written a book in a pathetic bid at a self-reclamation campaign. Attempting to bathe himself in tomato paste in order to rid himself of the stench of rolling around with ex-president Skunk as he sprayed his foul-smelling secretions all over anyone who got close enough. And few bellied up to the Hot Air Buffoon Tmurp as closely as Barr. With any luck, no amount of cleanser will ever allow Barr to sell himself as a anything other than a disgraced toady to an autocratic asshole.

Tmurp having a grip and a fit

Bill Barr spent several years pimping for Tmurp, acting as his personal lawyer/fixer/apologist, when he was supposed to be representing the interests of the American people, which were then, and remain today diametrically opposed to those of the twice-impeached, disgraced ex-president, failed Florida blogger and current insurrectionist-in-chief.

For his part, Tmurp disgraced his office, our nation, the human species and unbeknownst to him, himself on a daily basis. His love of Putin above America was on display from the moment the Russian strong/mad-man pledged to get Tmurp elected in 2016, and continues to this day despite Putin's invasion of Ukraine.

Bill Barr is a pathetic turd who should never be allowed to share his disgraced thoughts in public, though he should be permitted if not forced to appear on Dancing With the Stools (not the kind you sit on).

Paying Attention™ has been on this fucker’s case for a while

Other Bushit

The only thing more American than Barr’s bullshit book is George WTF Bush condemning Putin for his illegal, unprovoked invasion of an independent nation for no fucking reason whatsoever. Now why does that sound so familiar? The Second Butcher of Baghdad (no, the emergence and shameful actions of Donald Tmurp did not make Bush, Jr. and less of a war criminal or staggeringly rotten president) felt compelled to post this sentence on his official website: “I join the international community in condemning Vladimir Putin’s unprovoked and unjustified invasion of Ukraine.” Heckuva job Bushie. Somebody get that man a mirror.


This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

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