March 21, 2022
In the same way their dear leader, the disgraced,
twice-impeached, two-time-popular-vote-loser, one-term, seditious, ex-president
and failed blogger consistently heaped praise on murderous Russian dictator
Vladimir Putin, and repeatedly sided with Putin over American intelligence and
interests, the pro-Putin wing of Tmurp’s party is hard at work undermining this
country and promoting Putin’s illegal war of choice against Ukraine’s citizens.
Say what you will about Joe Biden, unlike the last guy, at least you know whose
side he’s on.
The following House RatPutincans voted
against the Suspending Normal Trade Relations with Russia and Belarus Act. The
purpose of this billpunishing Russia and Belarus for bombing the fuck out of
Ukraine, that being the safest way to hold them liable for their crime against
humanity:
Rep. Marjorie
Taylor Greene of Georgia
Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida
Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado
Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky
Rep. Andy Biggs of Arizona
Rep. Dan Bishop of North Carolina
Rep. Glenn Grothman of Wisconsin
Rep. Chip Roy of Texas
The final vote was 424-8.
That’s a total of 432. There are 435 members of the House. Three
representatives were either too stupid to know there was a vote or could not be
bothered to show up to show support for Ukraine; okay, maybe someone was sick. Maybe
they wanted Zelenskyy to do them a favor though.
I’m willing to wager
that two of those three missing votes belonged to Paul Gosar of Arizona and
Madison Cawthorn from North Carolina, who surely would have voted with their
fellow Q-nuts listed above. Gosar had his brain surgically removed some time
ago and Cawthorn, a Hitler fanboy (not kidding), is currently a star on Russian
TV along with Fucker Carlson.
Cawthorn recently
had this to say about Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, “Remember that
Zelenskyy is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly
corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies.” Naturally
everything about that statement is sickeningly false and Cawthorn has
consistently pushed joke ideologies. Just kidding – Cawthorn is no joke; he is
a dangerous sociopath who bragged about having numerous concealed firearms in his
wheelchair inside the Capitol on January 6, 2021.
Russian television
has been instructed that showing clips of Carlson is “essential” for helping
bolster their own propaganda. As we know, Russian state tv is almost as
dishonest, distorted and cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs as Fux News.
Russia’s
now-sanctioned foreign minister Segey Lavrov – the guy Tmurp was yukking it up
with while divulging top secret national security intel in the Oval Office soon
after being inaugurated – recently stated, “We know the manners and the tricks which
are being used by the Western countries to manipulate media. We understood long
ago that there is no such thing as an independent Western media. You can take
the United States – only Fox News is trying to present some alternative point
of view.” You know, alternative facts. And of course, you gotta love the pot-foolishly-attempting-to-describe-the-color-of-the-kettle
nonsense.
I. Mangrey with good reason.
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