Monday, March 21, 2022

For Russia With Lies

The Russia First Caucus

March 21, 2022

In the same way their dear leader, the disgraced, twice-impeached, two-time-popular-vote-loser, one-term, seditious, ex-president and failed blogger consistently heaped praise on murderous Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, and repeatedly sided with Putin over American intelligence and interests, the pro-Putin wing of Tmurp’s party is hard at work undermining this country and promoting Putin’s illegal war of choice against Ukraine’s citizens. Say what you will about Joe Biden, unlike the last guy, at least you know whose side he’s on.

The following House RatPutincans voted against the Suspending Normal Trade Relations with Russia and Belarus Act. The purpose of this billpunishing Russia and Belarus for bombing the fuck out of Ukraine, that being the safest way to hold them liable for their crime against humanity:

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia
Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida
Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado
Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky
Rep. Andy Biggs of Arizona
Rep. Dan Bishop of North Carolina
Rep. Glenn Grothman of Wisconsin
Rep. Chip Roy of Texas

The final vote was 424-8. That’s a total of 432. There are 435 members of the House. Three representatives were either too stupid to know there was a vote or could not be bothered to show up to show support for Ukraine; okay, maybe someone was sick. Maybe they wanted Zelenskyy to do them a favor though.

I’m willing to wager that two of those three missing votes belonged to Paul Gosar of Arizona and Madison Cawthorn from North Carolina, who surely would have voted with their fellow Q-nuts listed above. Gosar had his brain surgically removed some time ago and Cawthorn, a Hitler fanboy (not kidding), is currently a star on Russian TV along with Fucker Carlson.

Cawthorn in Nazi heaven…if only

Cawthorn recently had this to say about Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, “Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies.” Naturally everything about that statement is sickeningly false and Cawthorn has consistently pushed joke ideologies. Just kidding – Cawthorn is no joke; he is a dangerous sociopath who bragged about having numerous concealed firearms in his wheelchair inside the Capitol on January 6, 2021.

Russian television has been instructed that showing clips of Carlson is “essential” for helping bolster their own propaganda. As we know, Russian state tv is almost as dishonest, distorted and cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs as Fux News.

Must-see Russian TV

Russia’s now-sanctioned foreign minister Segey Lavrov – the guy Tmurp was yukking it up with while divulging top secret national security intel in the Oval Office soon after being inaugurated – recently stated, “We know the manners and the tricks which are being used by the Western countries to manipulate media. We understood long ago that there is no such thing as an independent Western media. You can take the United States – only Fox News is trying to present some alternative point of view.” You know, alternative facts. And of course, you gotta love the pot-foolishly-attempting-to-describe-the-color-of-the-kettle nonsense.

I. Mangrey with good reason.                                                                                                                        

                                                                                                          

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