March 25, 2022
Fucker Karen Carlson, in his role as what
those in the espionage biz refer to as a useful idiot, is wallowing in his new
found celebrity in Russia. Carlson, who was a cheerleader for the
January-6-was-just-a-bunch-of-tourists team is taking his storytelling to the
next level.
Vlad, Vlad, he’s our man!
If he can’t do it Franco can,
or he could have,
if he wasn’t still dead!
Oh, wait, I’ll come in again…
While Great Britain’s Boris Johnson was busy
comparing the Russian invasion of Ukraine to Brexit – whatever the fuck that
means – our alternative sources report that Fucker Carlson is insisting that
the Russians in Ukraine are just tourists.
Tune in tomorrow for the full story.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled fear and loathing.
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