October 27, 2023
It’s
too soon to talk about gun control right after another fucking mass shooting. That’s
what fucking time it is.
That
is, except for assholes like disgraced ex-Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich
and countless other Ratpublican, pro-murder shitheads who wasted no time after another mass shooting calling for more guns. It's never a bad time for that bullshit.
That’s
what fucking time it is.
Even
gun control advocate Sen. Chris Coons (D-DE) went on the news and said the
Second Amendment is foundational to individual rights in America before
reiterating his support for changes. But no senator, the Second Amendment has
nothing to do with individual rights. In case you forgot, the Second Amendment
is about a well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free
state. It says nothing about individuals wielding weapons of mass destruction or owning guns outside of a well-regulated fucking militia.
But wait. Someone else has an answer. Newly
installed Speaker of the House Mike Johnson knows exactly what causes all the
mass shootings in America. According to Johnson, mass shootings are a result of
the cultural revolution of the 1960s. He blames the rise of mass shootings on
"no-fault" divorces becoming legal, legalized abortion, and schools
embracing the teaching of evolution. Yes, teaching evolution. Not guns.
Clearly, the new speaker not only doesn't believe in evolution, he may be proof
it never happened.
There
have been 566 mass shootings in the United States of Gun Death in 2023. Damned hippies.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Question (And Answer) For The Day.
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